Just another tale

spliff.Life

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so my friend who has never really had a girlfriend or any experience started talking to some girl on myspace and they starting texting and stuff. her pictures were pretty cute apparently but so last night we finally go cause he wants to meet her, its like 30 miles out to her house we finally get there, there are these trashy ass ugly guys sitting around a fire and a BUTT UGLY fat girl who runs up yells my friends name and gives him a hug and were all just like holy shit! we ended up running back to his car and managed to get a few beers out of it

but moral of the story DONT MEET PEOPLE ON MYSPACE pics are decieving
 
so one time i was with this band and we traveled 3 hours to play a show in fucking nowhere vermont. So we get there only to find that there was no more venue, and that we wouldn't be getting paid. So we have no place to stay, no food, and no gas. So the guitar player of this band calls up this 15-year-old chick he knew from myspace that lives in that town. so 5 guys ages 16-17 stayed in this girl's bedroom overnight.

and she was pretty cute too
 
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