Jumproping

'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. I'm going to start my own sporting good store and when that cashier comes in to apply for a job, i'll be like, 'Sorry dude, you should've given me the rifle for free.' And i won't even hire him. Unless his resume is good.'

-random internet dude.

Like a virgin on promnight!

-Thom Savery
please pardon the cacography
----------->Capital.City.Rider.
--->Phunkin.Phatt.Phreerider.

'naahhmahhnahhhahhh ... i mean ... the weekend of monday'
'Go down to the bottom bunk and finish it yourself'
 
only a girl would know that. I love skipping, it makes me feel like a big tough boxer.

Like a virgin on prom night

You can go on the bottom bunk and finish it yourself

When you guys are on those rails, it's like muah

You A-hole
 
i love jumping rope

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'I'm for legalizing marijuana. Why pick on those drugs? Valium is legal. You just go to a doctor and get it and overdose on it - what's the difference? Prozac, all that stuff, so why not marijuana? Who cares? It's something that grows out of the ground - why not? Go smoke a head of cabbage. I don't care what you smoke.'
Howard Stern
 
my old roomate used to jump rope like crazy, we would have wicked ass competitions to see who could do more and shit

 
Apple, you are my new hero. that post was amazing

'They sell 'Professional' jump ropes at the sporting goods store. I did not know that jump roping was a career option. I should have paid closer attention during those job planning courses in high school. Anyway, I went there intending to purchase a rifle, but i forgot my wallet and the cashier wouldn't accept my middle finger as collateral. - random internet person quoted by apple
 
haha, i remember having skipping competitions in gym. How many here know how to do the thing where you cross your arms back and forth while skipping?I thought I was sooo cool when I did that.

-katie

'Like wow' - Paige
 
i can do that! i used to be a skipping pro, now the only thing i use a skipping rope for is to tie back the brakes on my skis to wax them. its fun though, i may start up again to get myself into shape

-Anthony
 
jumping rope is fucking gay as hell unless you are in harlem and calling it doubledutch...in that case it's hella sick.

 
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