Josh Berman is a no tallent Ass-Clown.

Wow. I just invested a solid 15 minutes reading through this thread, and allow me to say its one of the most entertaining that I've been privy to since Levin's MSP thread from way back when. Nice job everyone.

I do have to add my two cents though, as I'm fairly certain that this is more or less a giant farce taken altogether too seriously by the general NS public- to the best of my knowledge, Levin and Berman are good pals.

Beyond that, I need to add that I'm further entertained by the would-be "knowledge" that some of you feel the need to impart on us. Ryan Spinks commentary on the ski "industry?" I'm fairly certain that the great majority of the athletes he so openly trashes would beg to differ on his doubting of their abilities. Well noted Mr Downey. The day that Ryan Spinks is qualified to either comment on the qualifications of a pro athlete, or anything to do with the ski industry, is the day that I will "eat my shorts."

 
Are you trying to say that Berman is a small piece of shit?! Or is he so full of shit, that your stomach fills up in a second..?

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
one time in video tech this ninja wizard showed up and stole my video idea and with his wizardly powers conceptualized, shot, and edited the film in one day. so we had to battle. but the ninja wizard had a whole crew of first year student minions! with my tripod i probed up the ninja wizards penis hole while also gouging his eyes. but the first year students gang raped me and keyed the hitler manifesto into my car. so i poured gasoline in their hard drives and got kicked out of school. then i found 10 bux and bag of grass clippings. i rolled a big doobie and got MESD UP YO!

-Lauren
 
yeah who the fuck does berman think he is? he doesn't even have an icon on this site. pfffft

-Strode

Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
 
Yeah, at least you have a dragon. Like Trogdor...coooll.

Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

Does Crichton smoke? Does a bear shit in the woods? -Rex
 
dave should stop the hatin towards berman, if they teamed up, that would be the sickest movie ever. scandaligh fivous

-jack

lars fucking rocks

the dweezil has checked in
 
yeah it was, now im going to go back to sucking his cock...please excuse me

|D|U|N|C|A|N|

Junction 133
 
levin gave me all my armada schwag when i won the mini putt contest so i vote for him

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go
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If Berman is an ass clown, it's Dave's ass that he's clowning in. BALANCE backwards is ECNALAB, which spells "Ecna Lab," and Ecna Labs is the editing studio where Levin completed Scandalous. They were in cahoots, and in bed together, too.

'now i have tendanites in my achelles tendan in my other ancle' - skibrdingbitch
 
how does everyone know so much about pep high in the ski industry

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
offtrails the sickest in my book

steve did make the playoffs hatters wanna hate lovers wanna love i dont even want none of the above iwanna piss on u -Rkelly my boy
 
^which means that berman wins because a hot mom is the coolest, nothing like going to a friends house to hang out and see a hot woman.

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4frnt+ninthward+armada=the future of skiing

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melvs do you dig fat chicks

hahahahaha

no buddy im way in love with her man she is the woman i am meant to be with and she knows it.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
you eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

also i am aware of the number of copyright infringments i just made with taht staement and to you adam im sorry but it had to be said i mean happy gilmore was your best movie closely followed by little nicky.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
David, surfing not so good these days? Maybe you can come to canada and play with some beaver.

Theory3 Media in association with Poorboyz Productions presents the wonderful sport of skiing and laughter, in SAFETY MEETING. Summer 2005.
 
so is brain modisher

NS BIKERS like a Samuel Adam's beer, always a good decision. plus you guys had me at blood and semen.
 
Yo, don't you be dissing Blunt. That movie is dope.

And yes, Scandalous was horrible!

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Lord NS
 
i say i win

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Chris

Have a JIBARITO!

Guitaring for life

Don't Steal, The Government Hates Competition
 
2 man team sac race challenge held on consecutive sundays.

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
don't worry, berman is going to die a painful death very soon if he's not dead alrady. he at dinner at my house last night and I put a shit load of rat poison in his spaghetti sauce.

 
^classy you and your tricks

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'You can't argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.'

'so basically i lost my penis trying to have sex with my cat' Misty7

^ My favorite part in Bambi is where that
 
is someones vagina sore?

.:Tyler:.

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Cos I know what I've gotta do

I couldn't stop now even if I wanted to

They told me give it up its impossible

Never bury my head in the sand like the ostrich do

And I'm young and I still got a lot to prove

I can't stop won't stop unstoppable

 
also dave when are you going to go back to school and learn to spell?

.:Tyler:.

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Cos I know what I've gotta do

I couldn't stop now even if I wanted to

They told me give it up its impossible

Never bury my head in the sand like the ostrich do

And I'm young and I still got a lot to prove

I can't stop won't stop unstoppable

 
it's foliage

FOH-LEE-AGE

not

FOIL-AGE

stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

-Justin

(dfp represent)

keep it real.
 
ok what the hell

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
this is amazingly entertaining however I'm waiting for the "Official Josh Berman Rebuttle"

take a shower and shine your shoes

you got no time to lose

you are young men and ya must be livin'
 
There will be no rebuttle, I told you, I nixed him when he came over for dinner at my place the other night.

 
Its all true.

(Associated Press)

On saturday, May 14th a bloated human body (later indentified by dental records to be Josh Berman) was found off the pacific coast by Mexican border authorities. Unnamed FBI officials have suspected foul play due to high levels of "tamoxiafillioiknen" or basic household rat poison was found in the chemical reports. Further forensic investigation is underway at this time. Several witness reports have the victim leaving Mammoth Lakes, CA for a quick trip visiting folks in the greater San Diego area. Further details be become known as this case unfolds.

 
I am looking forward to bermans rebuttle because its probably gonna cause levin to think up some ridiculous re-rebuttle that will systematicly cause NS to implode with the online post of "ha ha"

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101

...i didnt do it

 
berman thinks he is napoleon bonaparte when really he is a no joke napoloen the third of the 1850's. Who was a very stupid talentless man that lost the mineral rich provinces of alcase and lorraine to bismark in his quest to unifiy the german states through a combination of war from 1864-71. where as levin is more of one of napoleon bonapartes generals under which means a certain boy that is out of pocket is going to die very soon.

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Im not outta line your outta line the whole frikin system is outta line and when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo and find out its your best friends face, well guess what marge its chinatown.
 
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