JORDAN SELDIN

[Arabian.]

looks funny. haha.

 

[*SURFACE]

watch it or he will feed you to his black widows...trust me.

 

[DinosaurRcool]

Jordan Seldin don't need nobody but Jordan Seldin

 

[Arabian.]

I pity the fool, who is Jordan Seldin.

 

[DinosaurRcool]

did you know that if Jordan Seldin fell into a lake, Jordan Seldin wouldn't get wet, but the lake would get Jordan Seldin.

 

[Arabian.]

 

[SKlAN]

Jordan Seldined? But i know what you mean. I hear he doesn't tea bag he potato sacks

 

[DinosaurRcool]

Jordan Seldin isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Jordan Seldin

 

[Arabian.]

Jordan Seldin owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.

 

[*SURFACE]

i saw

 

[Arabian.]

We're beyond your petty gambling, monogamistic wifery and normal religions out here in Utah.

 

[SKlAN]

yeah F*** gambling. We're at a whole different level