Jokes

oh my god.. i could be the hugest asshole with this next one but ill try to hold it in.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
I would officially have broken both your noses in public had you said those allowed. Racist people suck. I hope something happens to you. yep.

I dream of winter.
 
lol what? white people dont have criminal record's or eat at KFC you racist for looking at it that way.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
he burned them all to a crisp

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I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)

'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces

-lateralis

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'

-Dubya.

'I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?'

Denis Leary.

'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'

'Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.'

'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'

Robin Williams.

'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'

 
fuck political correctness. i laugh at white people jokes too.

How fast can a black guy run?

As fast as the rope tied behind my car.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
what's the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit?

The bag.

Why shouldn't black kids play in the sandbox?

Cat's will come bury them.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
At one time or another somebody wanted a bag of shit..

Ladies and gentleman calskierx has left the building.

..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
 
there are no oranges to pick, or lawns to mow, while in space?

k, what do you call a bunch of black people on stage?

AUCTION!

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a good friend will always bail you out of jail, a best friend will be sitting there next to you saying that was fucking awsome

time flies like the wind, fruit flies like bananas

 
what do u call a bunch of blacks in a barn?

antique farm equipment

if 4 blacks are in a car who is driving?

the police

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
Hey, guys knock off the fucking black man jokes. I happen to like black people. I think that everyone should own at least two.

Hung
 
lets make this pc and include all races.

What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?

A white girl's ass!

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bigJ lineskier10 '05
 
BLACK PPL ARE SHIT THAT WERE DROPPED ON ARE EARTH TODAY I WAS EATING LUNCH AT WENDYS AND A BLACK GUY ASKED A PERSON TO READ THE MENU FOR HIM WHAT A FUCKING NIGGER

 
three people are a standing on top of a cliff, an italian, a mexican, and an american. the italian pushes a ferrari off of the cliff and says, 'we have too many of these in my country.' the mexican throws a burrito off of the cliff and says, 'we have too many of these in my country. the american is silent for a minute, looks around, then pushes the mexican off of the cliff.

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Chappelle's Show Cult...BITCHES
 
IF I EVER MEET ONE OF YOU ARYAN MOTHER FUCKERS I WILL BEAT YOU UNRECOGNIZABLE. I know twenty black kids who will make more money in the five years after they get out of college and grad school then you will see in your entire life. Laugh about that you racist fucks.

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WOOF
 
hahahaha

I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
 
ok, a jew, a nigger, a mexican, and a sand nigger all jump off a cliff. Who dies first?

I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
 
who cares

I promoted my CVS and Stop and Shop card from the inside slits to the outside ones...my Blockbuster and gym ID got pissed off, but I told them, sorry guys, laminated plastics just can't cut it in the big leagues
 
what do you do when you see a black guy with half a head?

stop laughing and reload

why are blacks so good at basketball?

because you need to shoot, jump, and run

the nfl is making footballs green now.

ever hear of a black dropping a watmelon?

a concussion a day keeps the doctor here to stay

they say i got stupid when i hit my head

the german's excuse for the holocaust: 'nothing happened, we were on a vacation!'
 
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