Joke Thread.

What did the NS'er "HOODRICH" say to the newb?

Use the motherfucking searchbar before you make two threads on the same motherfucking topic.

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why did princess diana cross the road?

she wasnt wearing a seat belt

what was the las thing to go through princess diana's mind?

her steering wheel

oooooooooooooh
 
Searchbar 'jokes'....so many failed threads. NS just isn't witty enough to keep a good joke thread going. It always gets ruined with lame baby jokes and racism.
 
How do you know it's bed time in Michael Jackson's house?

-the big hand touches the little hand.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and caviar?

-one comes on crackers, and the other is fish eggs.

What's the bird of freedom? -eagle What's the bird of peace? -dove What's the bird of love? -swan

What's the bird of trueee love? -swallow.

What's worse than 7 dead babies in 1 trash can?

-1 dead baby in 7 trash can.

off to hell i go now.
 
what the difference between a baby and a mansion? -I've never been inside a mansion before.
whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon?-ones fun to hit with a hammer the other is a watermelon
 
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