Jibbing at a church

ECfreeski3

ECfreeski3

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so we are planning on hitting a rail down at a local church this weekend, and supposedly the owner/head guy or whatever lives right around there..

so how should we go abotu doing this? should we just try to do it sneaky? is there even worth it to ask them for permission? or should we just go with the "its easier to ask forgiveness than persmission" idea?

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if he gets mad just be like... god told me in a dream that he (or she or whatever for all you feminists) approves of jibbing

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I would just try not to get busted but if you do say that you thought that they wouldnt mind and be super cooperative and leave if they tell you to...then come back later

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A few years ago on NS someone told this story about setting up a rail at a church, and this cop came up to them and asked them what God would say if he saw them doing it... and another member replied that God would say, "Hit it, pussy." A funny NS moment that has stuck with me for a long time.

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if you get caught say " at least we are staying away from bad drugs and partying unlike the other kids at school"

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haha yea..thats always an angle you can work haha^

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Haha, that is hilarious, so yes, if you get caught in a situation like that, re-live an old NS moment!

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haha that's classic

unfortunately the cops arent really what we're worried about, this part of town is a tiny village that i hnestly have NEVER seen a cop in. the problem is offending the reverend or whatever..

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theres a nice S rail at some church close to me but im worried the priest might shoot me or something.

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well we went to one during the day and they came out when we were buliding the kicker. We told them what our plans were and they didnt understand but said we could sign a waver and do ahead with it, and it worked!

 
I doubt he will shoot buy you might want to guard your rear

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the owner of the church? god lives around there? and yeah, just give'r, if the guy gets upset use the "at least i'm not stealing/killing/disrespecting my parents/engaging in pre marital sex

-Anthony
 
If you get caught, tell them you're a Christian Youth Group. Have a bible handy and start quoting passages whenever anyone greases the thing. Have a camera ready to catch the reverend's reaction.

 
Say you're on a mission from god...

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don't ask for permission, he will give the liabilty speech and even if he catches u he will just say u can't do it, no big deal. i jibbed a church once and that is what happened

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dude memorize a passage of the bible that states a reason for doing it..... now im not the most religous person so i cant help u wtih wat verse or watever

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hahahaha, yeah Erik and I have had some run ins with some ppl at churches when we were jibbing. Just go in with ur drop ramp in ur car if you are using one. dont tow in with a car. stay quite. dont b there more thatn 1:30. start building BFORE you bring the ramp over and make sure you have some sleds so it looks like you just some kids having a good time. this way if he does see you he will think you are sledding (like those Mexicans remember Erik?). hit that shit and get out.

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Wear a yamulka when you do it.

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just give er hell and bring your holy water and giant cross to cover up the events a a religious ceremony

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i live in an uber flat town and the only decent handrail is at a church near the icerink but the priest or whover it is lives next to it

 
yeah dont ask for permission just go do it, if he gets mad hel jsut kick u out n if u get caught by the cops its no big deal

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Dress up like Jesus... that should do it.

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well, if it a small town, like mine where everyone knows everyone, you may want to get permission first, but if you dont really know too many people do what everyone else has, and get jibbin. I was with a friend who was out skateboarding at a churhc and it was good friday and the priest came out about 45mins from when we started and gave us a lecture about skating at a church on a holy day and all of this stuff. it wasnt that importnat and he just asked us, to leave.

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yeh i think dressing up like jesus would be the best, no ones gonna yell at someone dressed like jesus

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if they were pissed off at you you could probaly get in more shit then anothre jib but i dont think that they would get mad. if you caught just dont be an ass that goes for everthing

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ahaha the best thing is the one that kamikaze said.....thats the best.

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tom wallisch?
but in all seriousness god put sick handrails in front of churches for uses besides using them for walking right? i was driving today and passed 3 churches that all had sick handrails next to them.
 
well, as i said i drove past 3 churches with siiick looking rails right in front of them or next to them and i figured im not the only one who has ever noticed a good amount of churches have good looking rails in front of them
 
show him team americas joss edit. and point out tom wallisch being jesus and say "i thought it really was jesus and he was telling me to keep it hyphy."
 
haha nice bump cole
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We got busted infront of a church with my lights plug into the church for power because i didnt want to turn on the generator. Long story short the cop asked me "what made you think this would be ok". I was pretty much prepared for anything he could of said besides that.
 
haha what a ridiculous bump. i hardly even remember making this thread. funny thread though. and if youre curious we never ended up hitting the rail at the church, we just hit a different one
 
i don't want to be a dick...

but private property=insurance nightmare.

they are completely justified in asking you to leave.

so don't get caught
 
i skated a 6 set at a church once and the revrend or somebody wearing one of those loop ties came up to me and said i had to leave becouse of a previous law-suit issue. Im guessing thats the most common reaason people try and shoo you off.
 
you can olny hit a church rail with this get-up
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