Jesus on the Slopes?!?!?

Yay. Lets all get dressed up in suits, jump on our bicycles, and wake some people up really early on the weekend, thereby pissing them off so much that they will never join any religion. I know not all religious people do this, but these guys shit me the most.

Also, some people have a fucked up idea of religion. My auntie and uncle believe that if they dont pay money every month to their pastor, they wont get into heaven. That is one of the biggest scams I have ever heard.

In tractor pulls, a 'full pull' is the best you can get. Ahh, how sport mirrors life.
 
I'm a christian. Jews and christians believe in a personal God. So it isnt about religion its about a relationship. Prayer and the bible are ways we can communicate with God and he can communicate with us. But each of us is going to have a little different relationship with God. But I hate 'religion' and all the rules and stuff that PEOPLE make up to make themselves look good or feel 'religious' or 'holy'

Life is a journey. Dont stuff people in boxes. Beat your own drum

 
^yes. and what someone said above about the bible being a bunch of crap, that's your opinion. but you say 'you live life and then we will all die...' well death isnt the end of everything. dont you ever wonder why we are here? what the purpose of life is? i mean, it all had to start somewhere. and when you die you dont just, die. there is an afterlife. either you will be spending that afterlife in heaven (a beautiful paradise) or in hell (where you will eternally burn) it's a choice. you can choose to believe in Christ, or you can choose not too. it's that simple.

~*Michelle

->'the CD goes right here. the speakers... oh well one of 'em's broken, but THIS speaker is good, and these wires, they are really good!'
 
^ nuff said

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
Religion blows...look what it did to this thread, made everyone fight, just like in real life.

Although I think its cool if you look to someone, or something, for inspiration...just don't press it on others.

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Where The Metal Meets The Meat
 
Brothers and Sisters,peace.Let's all go for a short walk,maybe a couple of bowls,then we come back to our computers and chill

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
jesus was never killed.. it was a man that god made to look like jesus because god wouldnt let something like that happen to his prophet

Crazy midget productions

Dynastar

UP-IN-Arms
 
I Crucified Jesus Christ, My Savior

Jewish leaders are still trying to rally up their troops for the horror that is The Passion of the Christ. Why? They feel they are portrayed as the ones who killed Jesus, and they are the only ones that did so. They are gravely mistaken. I killed Jesus. So did you. Perhaps I held one of the nails, and you swung the hammer, and hit it with the fury and vileness of your sins. I know I had a swing at the hammer too, and there was a long line behind me, the hate and disgust dripping from the brows of each. Who took the whip to his back? I'm sure I had a swing or two in that department as well, and when the crowd chanted “Crucify Him!� I chanted in unison with the same people I walk down the streets with each day.

Did the Jews crucify him? Yes, as did the Romans, and the Greeks. His twelve disciples, and his mother and Joseph also played a part. The Egyptians were there, and the Persians too. The Pope was in the company, as was Hitler and Stalin. People all over the world from creation to now played active parts. We all crucified Him, and we all owe Him the dignity to allow Him not only to die for our sins, but also to accept His salvation. The blood on your hand paid for your sins. Do not wash it off. That blood is clean and sin free. The only thing clean on your vile body.

It's not that I am a bad person. He volunteered, but if it wasn't for Adam's original sin, He would have never been needed to make the sacrifice. Alas, what-ifs are meaningless beside the cross. The fact is that we each have sinned. He paid the price for our salvation, why waste the ticket?

Do you feel that you are without sin? All have sinned and come short of the glory of God. I am no better then you, and you no better then I. When the Passion does come out, and you are buying your ticket remember that the people in line around you drove the nails into his left hand. The ticket lady, she held that nail. The concession people, they drove the nail in His right hand, and you may have had a hand in nailing it to the cross. And when you go in to take your seat, and see the crowd ahead of you taking theirs, imagine them jumping up and yelling, 'Crucify Him!' Those on the screen, even the guy playing Jesus, they held the last nail, and drove it into His feet. And we each pierced His side, while He died for each of those that crucified Him.

fromhttp://www.patriot-paradox.com/archives/000498.html

Very well put, I have to say...although this thread is turning into something more appropriate for NSG...

-Caitie-

'Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels.' ~2 Timothy 2:23
 
^now,that's what i call a long substantial post..

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
^i dont know bout that

long but not so substantial

what do you say to someone who doesn't believe jesus was the son of god

he was just a prodigy that told good stories and fables

much like a mozart or beethoven

they arent considered sons of god

but jesus was the same kind of dude

except he didnt do muzik he did parables

i didnt nail anything or scream anything

cuz i wasnt alive then

the jews did it bro

Holla!
 
umm, she didnt write that, but anyways, thats all assuming that we beleive he was the son of god, like sinister said, i dont, i personally think he was just a really powerful speaker who could attract atention and bring following to his cause

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i had a dream when i was like 10 about having sex with my gma- freeride1260
 
And History would disagree, let's not get into a debate about the authenticity of the bible, but it's THE most historically acurate article of ancient literature. Wether you choose to accept that or not is up to you.

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I Like To Ski
 
either Jesus was the son of God cause that's who he said he was. or he was a big fat liar. We cant make him up to be a great man who was a powerful speaker and helped people. He said he was God. Either we believe him or we dont. we cant morph him into something else. But talking about it in a post like this isnt going to change anybodys' mind. It just lets all us express what we think. Then we all have to decide what to do with it from there.

 
Jesus is my co-pilot

and

Jesus did it for the chicks

remember that

remember that

Dont buy stuff from the ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

DALE SHAFFER IS A DICK WHO SHOULD ROT IN HELL
 
i think Jesus was a nice guy...but not the son of god.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
There's a guy on my little molehill of Holiday valley NY that we call 'backseat jesus'. He has the beard and long hair and really resembles jesus. He also only skis on equipment like salomon super forces or anything else around 190 cm and perfect straight. He rides in that oldschool super backsdeat style hence 'backseat jesus'.

On a side note he doesn't dpo much for us on the hill but we do believe he controls the weather and he's also handy for blessing our shots of jagermeister.

 
^hahaha.

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I changed my sig because someone thought it was too long,so that makes it a shorter sig,doesn't it?Maybe i should make it longer,maybe not,but who gives a fuck?Certainly not me,neither your mom,I like trees,because they grow apples,and I like apples as much as i like weed.

My conclusion is that we should all put some seeds under the ground in some hot country(like mine,where the heat is too hot to move 3 feet away from the swimming pool)and just let it grow,because when i get old i wanna get stoned,but in order to get high i need to improvise some techniques for the growth of pot.
 
(yeah I just wanted to reinforce the fact that I didn't write that, like I said, I got it from Patriot Paradox website)

-Caitlin

Have nothing to do with stupid and senseless controversies; you know that they only breed quarrels. --2 Timothy 2:23

Proud NS Militia Member: Defending the Homefront with Rusty Paperclips
 
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