the real way to judge a woman's beauty is to think to yourself... 'self, if she asked m,e, would i lick her asshole', if your answer is yes, then she is an ass-lickable chick, the hottest of the hot
'Why would an elephant need a pornstar to cum, couldnt they just get it like, a giraffe or something?' - one of my friends when we were on the topic of how we thought itching powder was made
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