Jamaicans love hitting the pipe!

yeah ill be there... are you over 21? its gay they changed it from 18 to 21 for cash.
 
well how much is the friggen cash. it just says "cash" which is the most unreliable thing ever. i want to take a train down to partake, but i must know the potential. any insights to this matter???

 
are we talking bout jamican days... cause i aint gonna compete.. i just want to get shitty drunk and go ski and shit
 
i figured out why bachelor barely produces anyone with very much pipe talent. and the reason is that other places you can hit the pipe and the jumps/rails in the same run. so every run through park you can practice your pipe skills as well... but here at bachelor we have to choose every run to either hit the pipe or the park, and almost everyone chooses to go to the park or slopestyle..

does this seem like a legit reason?
 
I'm 22, five hundo is pretty legit, I'll be throwing down as hard as I can with that sort of money up for grabs

Grant you should come down, I want to beat you! hahaha
 
ok good cause i dont wanna compete against you... im about to throw down hard tho. gotta learn those alleopp flats man... shit looks soo illl!!!
 
can you rodeo 5 off a jump? its not that hard to make the transition into the pipe. you just gotta figure out how much to pop so you don't deck or die in the flat. other than that its pretty similar.

I wanna learn a switch downhill seven, Grant can do that shit... fucking faggot
 
^ oh damn bru, you claimed on my behalf. you oregon kids are crazy!!!

but shit, seriously, official word would be most superlative.
 
dude ive never tried a rodeo in my life... it looks so easy tho. Man to get sw shit in pipe you gotta air to fakie soo big and its scary as hell.
 
Dang, first Jamaican days I've missed in a while!

I think I might show up for vegetate though, if somebody promises it will be worth it!
 
i really cannot wait.... look for the skier on 204's in puprle snyder pants with a cloud of pot smoke fallowing him. and well get krunk
 
you'll get to hang out with me sis, of course it will be worth it!

I'm gonna go ahead and claim some shit before I even do it. Which is Taboo, or should be taboo, but whatever, claiming shit is tight.

On sunday, I will perform an air to fakie on the left wall, into back ta back switch fives

N.I.G.
 
haha good luck the pipe will prolly be shitty and slow making that hard... im just gonna stick to 5s 7s 9s flairs.
 
back to back switch 5s, I don't think that's possible.

but oh well, you can still claim it!
 
oh my, you're doubting me is only going to make it that much better when I do it. and when I do it, I'm going to go up to Freezed, cup my hand over my ass, fart in it, and put it in his face to celebrate

YUM
 
whoa there sara...I do too ski pipe! On made'ns, no less. I can boost a few feet, and even do an alley oop once in a while, hahah...

If chris throws back to back switch 5s in the pipe without reverting, i'll let him fart all he wants in his hands and throw them at me. deal?
 
I'll drive down to mammoth with a jar that i've been farting in for like a month and open it next to you
 
well since you're coming down you can help me out, we'll go get some enchiladas saturday night, and then spend all day sunday farting and sweating in our ski pants, then we can create some contraption to vacumn pack the odor from our pants into an airtight container and mail it to Matt.

You actually gonna land a run this time? or will it be US open all over again?
 
man i try to land even further in the middle of the pipe; going to see just how much i can bottom out on all my hits.

you actually going to even ski in the pipe this time? or will it be US open all over again?
 
sounds like its going to be quite the event...i don't think i've missed jamaican days since I can remember skiing at meadows.

oh well, mammoth just got 3 feet of snow, so I'm not too broken up about not being in Oregon.
 
hopefully everyone in hood had a good weekend...I had a terrible one, broke both my pairs of skis within a 3 hour period.
 
what? how the hell did you manage that, skiing on rocks? i know mammoth doesnt have much snow but damn!
 
"we saw this in the xgames and we just had to try it" haha, I said that to some dude about dropping in switch. and then Grant dropped in switch, skied switch into the powder knuckle and hit the icy pipe wall with his back. That shit was classy

Anyways, when we were starting this the guy told me that he had $200 dollars in twentys to give to the snowboarders and $200 dollars in twentys to give the skiers, as far as I know, I got a 20, Heidi got a 20 and Will got a twenty. So I'd REALLLY like to know where the rest of that cash went, although I can guess.

The guy was some oldschool anti skiing cockface. Grant would be in the pipe doing some of the craziest combos, like a cork 7 to switch 5 to switch 5, not a word from the cockface. BIG BACKSIDE AIR!!!! OOOO SICK!!

So basically, skiers are fucked over yet again
 
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