JalmarKalmars Reform Thread

KungKalmar

KungKalmar

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After deleting/limiting other social media I needed something to replace the wasted time and somehow I ended up wasting time to pressing F5 on this site every 15 minutes and posting without really thinking.

Everyone knows how easy it's to write things that you wouldn't say in real life as a somewhat anonymous person online. So from now on I will be the same calculating compassionless asshole who you can find somewhere in the Nordic mountains.

Here is Jalmars ten commandments. The real ones, not some religious bullshit.

1. I will research before giving opinion on something non-skiing related

2. I will think before posting

3. I will consult my lawyer before posting.

4. I will not say anything I wouldn't say to a real person

5. I will only commit fallacies on 100% purpose

6. ??????

7. ???????

8. ????????

9. Love Fabbe

10. nataS liaH

Alternative Title: Skin saving time, Reputation polishing thread,

Don't fucking quote this when I post something dumb again.

Inspired by someone who has a doppegänger on this website
 
topic:KalmarJalmar said:
After deleting/limiting other social media I needed something to replace the wasted time and somehow I ended up wasting time to pressing F5 on this site every 15 minutes and posting without really thinking.

Everyone knows how easy it's to write things that you wouldn't say in real life as a somewhat anonymous person online. So from now on I will be the same calculating compassionless asshole who you can find somewhere in the Nordic mountains.

Here is Jalmars ten commandments. The real ones, not some religious bullshit.

1. I will research before giving opinion on something non-skiing related

2. I will think before posting

3. I will consult my lawyer before posting.

4. I will not say anything I wouldn't say to a real person

5. I will only commit fallacies on 100% purpose

6. ??????

7. ???????

8. ????????

9. Love Fabbe

10. nataS liaH

Alternative Title: Skin saving time, Reputation polishing thread,

Don't fucking quote this when I post something dumb again.

Inspired by someone who has a doppegänger on this website
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Jesus loves you bro
 
14619089:VTshredder69 said:
Are you from Norway where that band burned down those churches? Jesus certainly would not love you then.
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Which one of them and I do not, those guys are our neighbours.

14619103:Farmville420 said:
???? Jesus loves everybody, regardless of your trespasses against him or others ???
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How can someone who is dead love me
 
Jesus was like: being religious doesn't save you, faith and repentance does. Then he died for our sins and rose so that faith would be in a living savior. Then mfs were like: alright I'll follow you and die for your message. But some losers were like: we're gonna trust in religion anyway, and not repent or trust in you alone. And that's how we got pedo priests.

14619805:Rock_Inhabitant said:
Jesus was like “be nice to ya neighbor” and mfs were like “holy guacamole this is revolutionary” and now we have pedo priests
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14619805:Rock_Inhabitant said:
Jesus was like “be nice to ya neighbor” and mfs were like “holy guacamole this is revolutionary” and now we have pedo priests
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I like how you had this thought and decided that the best place for it is my reforming thread. I'm actually the most jesus person on this website. There is a jesus sticker on my skis.

(if anyone knows where I can find satan sticker I would be happy to know. I want to keep things in balance)
 
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