but I hate all of these bullshit interview questions. 99% of the jobs where they ask you stupid trick questions are jobs that I would never want to have. If I'm interviewing for a job I want to interview not grovel for 45 minutes.
Tell them to stick it then go play golf until you meet a guy who has a friend who runs a fund and is going to come play tomorrow then join their group then talk to that guy then get a job.