Its time for some revenge

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smooticus

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Alright so during christmas break a friend of mine ran over my little sisters bike with his truck, raped it. So I told him he had to replace it (obviously), and he said he would.

So life goes on and every once in a while i remind him and he says something like "oh dude ill do ive been looking for one and im really busy, but ill get it"

So the week before spring break, by this time im pissed, I tell him to do it by the time spring break is over or shits going to hit the fan. Very passive aggressively of course, but i got my point across.

So now he has disregarded my threats, calling my bluff, and im feeling pretty disrespected. Now I have takin a lot of shit in my time im the youngest of many brothers and ive gotten enough of this shit from them, sooo its time for shit to really hit the fan.

So im asking you NS, i need some good ideas to get back at this kid, no childish shit like TP his house or egg his car. And by the way this kid is bigger than me and i dont feel this warrants starting an unfair fight as that is the only way i could really kick his ass
 
This isn't Emerica.!

First, start off by mailing a TON of boxes to him from the USPS.

Next one is dependent on some stuff...

Dig up some dirt on him(drugs, sex, alcohol, etc) and write an anonymous letter to his parents about it. Be sure to include specifics oh who/what/where/when...

Now this is all under the assumption that he is in Highschool, and you are too. If so, do the second part. First one optional.
 
Better yet, run over his car with your bike.

But the real question is how concerned are you about getting your little sisters bike back? I mean having a serious conversation is your only chance at him staying your friend and possibly getting the bike back. You could try to blackmail him and maybe get the bike back, but he will fucking hate you. Or you can prank him, which will be hilarious but he will hate you and you probably wont get the bike back~
 
make a fake hooker post on craigs list and put his number on it. on fmylife that happened to someone, and they had a shit ton of messages. It'd be a bitch to go through those
 
if you want to be mature about it and make him shit himself make a fake lawyers letterhead and write a very official sounding letter telling him to deliver the bike by such and such a time or further action will be taken
 
Yea we have actually been really good friends for like 2 years. And i know that a little bike doesnt seem like a big deal, but it comes down to respect, i mean REALLY its not that much to ask him to get on craigslist and find a 20 dollar bike.

Also hes been talking major shit, saying "ill get it whenever i want", "i dont have to do it", " he wont do shit about it anyway". And frankly hearing shit like that coming from someone I respected really pisses me off.

Does anyone know how to break the air intake thing on tires. Do you just squeez it with some pliers?
 
Valve stems.

And ya, just get some of the cutting style pliers and snip those fuckers... But be sure to let out about half the air from them first.
 
put shit in his windshield wiper fluid. we did it to my friends car once. when you turn it on, it sprays the car in shit and it smells really bad.
 
put shit under the handles of his truck, and slip condoms over his windshield wipers (used ones preferably/ with aids),

or just get someone whos good to photoshop a super gay picture of him and blackmail him with it until he replaces the bike....fuck use your imagination
 
just buy the $20 bike your self off craislist, and demand that you just bought a bike and it cost you $80. if he doesn't pay up, then you have a new excuse to start shit. if he does pay, either forgive him and laugh at him for being a dumb shit, or use the other $60 to plan a more expensive vengeance.

Also buy a good chunk of beef and hide it under his seat in his car, or even better, hide in the frame somewhere. like on the inside of the door..... 4 weeks later it will smell like the worst thing that ever happened to man kind and there should be a fair collection of maggots and worms. if you hid it well he won't be able to find it, and it should effectively ruin the driving experience for anyone in the car.

 
i think if your gonna get your point across he's gonna have to know it was you

argh, some prick ratted me out to my parents, i should buy my friends sister a bike?
 
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