its my b-day

well, have a very happy birthday.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

--->CCR*

'I hope you get hit by a neon'
 
happy birthday!!! hope you have a good one!!!

Not afraid to be mistaken not afraid to try, not afraid to be uncertain not afraid to die

 
if everyone on this site made a thread about their birthday...

there are 50 000 memebers,

365 days in a year...

there would be roughly 137 threads a day on this.

_________________________

just ski.
 
YES! now i have a reason to drink

-Craig

'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'

'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'

'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'

'damn straight, always wanted to do that man, i think if i were a millionaire i could hook that up too cause chicks dig dudes with money'

'well not all chicks'

'well, chicks that double up on me do'

'good point'

 
congrats on not killing yourself yet in your life

I don't deny there are bad things in the US right now, hell, 51% of the country to be exact. But god damnit, our country being fat is NOT a problem. I do't give a shit how fat people are. hell, fat kids are harder to kidnap, that means our country is safer.

-melvs
 
mine is on the coming thursday....I'll make a thread...ok? or if not then congratulate me here

i hope harvey bans you just so i can piss on your digital grave.

~mommy
 
congrats now you are one year closer to death

If The women don't find you handsome... atleast they will find you handy

(Red Green)
 
I'm December 10th. It's also like the international day of beaten-up underfed prostitutes or something.

*******************

'I'm the master of low expectations.'

'I understand small business growth. I was one'

-Dubya!

 
have a happy birthday

i hope you get rapped in the ass instead of being just spanked

Your dads a mother F@ucker

you know when you see a bum and he tells you he's Jesus he probobly is so give him some cash all right

 
yeah d00d. november birthdays are the awesomest.

-Joel

'joel...has curly hair..

its hard not to stare.

he's tall too...he's like, way up there.

this poem sucked, but i don't care!'

-lucyford

~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~

Capital City Rider

Dragons Lair

lanky steeze
 
It my brother's birhtday today (28th) his present was ski lift tickets in Switzerland

Mark: 'Timo how do you sleep in Finland when it's light all day long?'

Timo (Fireside Lodge pimp) 'You just close your eyes'

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