Its hard growing a mustache. Can I have some encouragement?

Afeld

Afeld

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Its two and a bit weeks in and I look like a mexican five year old

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I just need some vibes and encouragement to keep it growing
 
Like ECB getting a girlfriend, sometimes you just have to realize it isn't going to happen.
 
PUSSY. YOUR PARENTS HATE YOU AND THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN GAIN THEIR RESPECT IS GROWING A MOUSTACHE, BUT THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU'RE A PUSSY
 
I am trying, I really am, but nothing I have ever done in my life has prepared me for this. You can train for a marathon or eating a million hot dogs, but you can't train growing a mustache.
 
no one likes the guy who cant grow a mustache that tries to grow one. you will end up having an awkward uper lip. no one likes them, i try to tell this to my friends and they dont listen
 
So it doesn't speed up hair growth, but it does create the illusion of more hair due to apparent thickness. So in a way it'd still kinda help
 
We made a bet with my friend that he has to grow a stache until grad (started in December) without doing anything to alter it. We all pitched in $10 now he's $110 and if he shaves, trims or anything to it he has to walk around the school in a speedo and cape for a day.
 
a friend once tried to just for men his mustache or lack there of, and instead eneded up dying his skin brown.i would not suggest this technique, keep faith, one day it will be beautiful.
 
i'm 19 and i can only grow aggressive peach fuzz. i can grow a hell of a mustache it's just light blonde and soft
 
shave every day for a while, it'll grow back faster with each time you shave. I tried growing one about a month ago, but I didn't like the weird in-between phase where it's like a thick mexi-stache but not quite a full mustache.
 
The shitwinds are a-changin'. Soon there'll be shitsnares on every corner, shithawks swooping in on our dope trailers and we shitbirds will have nothing left to grow shit on but our own upper lips. I hate to say it but a toad a so. A fuckin' a toad a so.

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if you want to grow a moustache, you have to fertilize the soil, so try motorboating a chicken's asshole. worst case: you develop a new fetish. assuming you didn't have an animal sex fetish already.
 
grow a whole goatee, then shave your chin for the stache. the in-between usually looks better that way. but make sure you actually shave every few days and dont just let it grow out like face pubes.
 
Grow a "I've never had sex with an underage boy before but I sure have jerked off while watching the kids at the playground across the street" moustache
 
Growing a beard/mustache is the easiest commitment to make, you are committing to not doing something that is a hassle.
 
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