Is this normal?

Bateman

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I am not sure if this is normal or not:

I'm a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they're all guys. i don't really have any women in my life.

Well thats not entirely true. I have a sister, we'll call her Laurie.

Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating everyone except my clique.

Anyways lately my friends have started getting girlfriends I'm really happy for them but but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies and frankly I'm jealous.

Last week my friend called me up to tell me that he had just gone down on his girlfriend for the first time. He said it was really cool. He;s been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time to 'reap the rewards of having a woman' as he puts it. I don't think I'm ready.

Well its not that I'm not ready I'm just not in a position of getting woman.

Anyways back to what this is all about.

I like women but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up talking about how cool ******s are well I've been curious, thanks to the net I know all about their construction but well the net doesn't lend itself to transferring smells.

I'll just say it.

For the last couple of days I've been going into my sisters laundry and smelling her panties. Its not too hard. I just say I'm doing a load of wash or wait for everyone to leave and then go into her hamper.

I'm in no way sexually attracted to my sister, this doesn't have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of ****** and she has one.

I don't think this is too wrong but I'm afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

Is this normal?
 
OP is this you?

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13009066:Thizzle. said:
Should have posted a picture of him so I didn't scroll over your post without seeing it, ya dunce.

I'm selling my computer, so I'm stuck on mobile :(
 
13009081:El_Barto. said:
Dont worry, it wasnt funny when he said it either

I have an odd feeling that you, much like Roddy116, would be a person that I would develop extreme dislike for upon meeting and seeing you regularly in the real world.
 
13009091:Thizzle. said:
I have an odd feeling that you, much like Roddy116, would be a person that I would develop extreme dislike for upon meeting and seeing you regularly in the real world.

Youre probably right. I will be first to admit that i am exactly the same in real life as on the internet.
 
Dont worry OP Im on the same boat as you. My 3 friends who I mostly hang out of school have girls and yes we to eat in the lab at lunch 3/5 days of the week when its open. I have been snap chatting, yes snap chatting this one girl constantly and we've been somewhat talking and theyve encouraged me to get with her and Ive grown very fond of her but well Im shit with girls, awkward and dont know what to talk about...So NS..what do I talk about with girls?

I need to sack up and get a women especially at the point where it could go either way.
 
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