Is the scrotum neutrally buoyant?

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natural balls float in the water, just like non augmented boobs. fake boobs sag in the water. if your balls don't float, something's been done to them
 
It's because the internal structures of the penis consist mainly of cavernous, erectile tissue, which is a collection of blood sinusoids separated by sheets of connective tissue (trabeculae). The penis is made up of three columns of tissue: two corpora cavernosa lie next to each other on the dorsal side and one corpus spongiosum lies between them on the ventral side. When flaccid all these chambers and caverns aren't filled with anything. It's just some light tissue, there are no muscles in your penis.

When a penis is flaccid it will have a tendency to float upwards because the upward force exerted by the liquid is greater then gravity so we can conclude that the density of a flaccid penis is less then the water it's in.
 
I just consulted one of my medical textbooks:

It depends, some man have floating testicles and sack and some don't.

Same rules apply, because human tissue is very much like water in the way of density, it really just depends on every unique specimen.
 
Wow I've never noticed my dick floating but whoa I've just learned so much...... and who takes baths anyways?

 
it depends on the temperature and salinity of the water. I got bath salts (like actual bath salts) for christmas. I'm curious now too. I'll report back with results in about a month.

 
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there is really only one way to test this.

stand in something that is able to be filled with water atleast up to your waist.

create hypothesis as to wheather or not twig and berries will float. guesstimate as to perhaps why or why not.

fill slowly with water paying particular attention to when said water begins to reach the height of your peener.

document outcome.

laugh.

Fap.

Repeat?

and perhaps profit goes in there somewhere.
 
Best way to test this. Tie cinder blocks to your feet. Eat a bunch of muscle relaxers. Jump off the end of the pier. If your balls float you'll have a nice mellow time floating in the waves on your back listening to the ocean and feeling calm and relaxed.

The only cons are, well shit there really aren't any cons. All systems go OP. Good luck, report back with your experience.
 
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