Is tele core?

drunkdisorderly

drunkdisorderly

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Sitting there, cored out with my dawgs, when all of a sudden this guy wearing all flylow and knee pads comes up entirely on his fuckin knees and asks who the best skier was. Of course I say me. Dude says I don’t even look core if I still have a heel piece on and does a nosebutter on teles? Never seen that shit. So of course I call him a goon and tell him to fuck off when all of a sudden he full on butters with knees bent and all on a rail and calls me out. I tell him to bend a knee and suck a dick and suddenly this hot ass chick comes up and they ride off and I see them making out in line later.

so what’s the deal? Is tele core now? Why did I just get fucked on tele style and got basically full on cucked by this douchebag?
 
one knee down nose butter? that would be sick.

next time ask to see a nose press on a rail,

and laugh at his gf making out with the toothless wonder!

btw, was agro dudes name, Allen or Al?
 
14572498:CowboySkibop said:
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How do I even go against this? Like dude was maybe a 3/10 but was scorin a straight 10/10 Bozeman-type lady just because he can drop a knee or two?? Idk man. Making me think things about myself.
 
For those of you who have Snow Gods, pop it into the DVD player and give it a watch. Pat Colburn was throwing down on tele circa 06. V core
 
One of my close friends grew up in Vail and rips on teles. There are not many things more aesthetic in this world than clean switch tele turns or nb 5s off cattracks with knees pretty much touching the ski.

I feel like with teles I can tell just by looking at the gear if its someone whose gonna be fun to ski with. If they got 22 outlaws with tx comps center mounted on some deathwishes or woodsmans, I can almost guarentee they rip- while excluding a couple local legends, most old heads on 75s barely even dropping a knee i felt like I looked better after a week on teles.

I personally think the right tele rig would be great for a one ski backcountry/sidecountry quiver where you can rip hard and not hate yourself while skinning.
 
topic:drunkdisorderly said:
Sitting there, cored out with my dawgs, when all of a sudden this guy wearing all flylow and knee pads comes up entirely on his fuckin knees and asks who the best skier was. Of course I say me. Dude says I don’t even look core if I still have a heel piece on and does a nosebutter on teles? Never seen that shit. So of course I call him a goon and tell him to fuck off when all of a sudden he full on butters with knees bent and all on a rail and calls me out. I tell him to bend a knee and suck a dick and suddenly this hot ass chick comes up and they ride off and I see them making out in line later.

so what’s the deal? Is tele core now? Why did I just get fucked on tele style and got basically full on cucked by this douchebag?
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it just came to my attention that its the same dude that snowboards at abasin, doing frontboard slides with alpine race boots, and talks shit to the snowboarders with burtons...

(please let this tickle someone sarcasm meter...)
 
Tele Agro is not the way to Jah light. Tele skiers are so enlightened they think not what is core, instead what is truth. Closer to the snow, closer to Jah.
 
14572582:hamsauce said:
I personally think the right tele rig would be great for a one ski backcountry/sidecountry quiver where you can rip hard and not hate yourself while skinning.
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Meridian Tours! I have regular Meridians and they kill it when the snow is soft. Full rocker is fine as long as you keep em on edge. I'm skiing Bishops though, not in the 22D cool kids club yet
 
14572681:Lemuel said:
Meridian Tours! I have regular Meridians and they kill it when the snow is soft. Full rocker is fine as long as you keep em on edge. I'm skiing Bishops though, not in the 22D cool kids club yet
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meridians you say?

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14572582:hamsauce said:
I personally think the right tele rig would be great for a one ski backcountry/sidecountry quiver where you can rip hard and not hate yourself while skinning.
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Before there were more options than early AT frame bindings like fritschis, anyone who was going to do any touring used teles.
 
tried it for a few days once that shits impossible. i felt like a baby deer. major respect to anyone who can do that many lunges every day
 
This tele dude stopped by my crew earlier as we were toboggan training and gave us all Winter Park Tele Fest stickers and i was super pumped. Tele skiers are the most core id argue
 
14596921:butterflywatcher said:
I was thinking abt putting a tele rig on some vishnus but now that everyone glazes vishnus i gotta find a different more corer ski
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Ninthward.
 
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