Is jon brogan real?

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c-wayne

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does he really ski even? hes friends on facebook with me and the last thing i saw was a video of him doing crunches, is he training to ski again?
 
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u dont hear much about jon brogan because hes what u call a one man wolf pack...like a cam riley. they dont care much for sponsers, they just want to shred and stomp the gnarliest shit out
 
Jon Brogan was just created by the ski industry to boost jiberish's sales and to temporarily restore hope in those who prefer style to future spins
 
no, he's just Nick Goepper's alter ego. But once Goepper found out he could just spin to win he ditched him and played it off as a 'car accident'
 
hes only real if you go in the bathroom, turn all the lights out, and say bon jorgan three times faceing the mirror. then he gives you free jiberish and stickers and tells you the secrets of professional skiing before disappearing in a cloud of powder
 
He's merely a figment of your imagination, an image from god to simply plant a seed in your mind what style and steeze looks like. Then he disappeared, leaving you in a lifelong pilgrimage to restore the power of 540 true nose grabs, and revive style in the ever so techy ski industry
 
I heard he was so thug he decided to drink goat semen and he need to recover. Does sit ups every day to sweat it out of his system.
 
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