Is it wierd that...

[imakestickerz]

my cousins came home the bars and one of then brought a 38 year old married woman home, i went to pick up my other cousin from the bar but he drove home while i was driving down there. when i got back both of my cousins and their friend were there and her pants were off. mind you i am completely inexperienced. she gave me any 3 questions including "can i" questions. i ask "can i see your boobs?" she pulls then out and they were fake and perfect. then i asked "can i finger you?" and this is where it gets weird. i didn't know where to start so my cousins friend showed me how and got her off. then i try, then my cousins do. then my cousin got 3 questions. the first one was "can i have a blowie?" she said no. he never got a second question, then i fingered her again. MIND YOU EVERYONE WAS WATCHING and im the only sober one. then she told my cousin to stick it in her... then he did. then he put her in the dog and fucked her in front of all of us, it was like a porno. then she said she was done and fell asleep on the couch.

the next morning we had to lie to get her out of the house.

 

[2L208]

i was there

 

[gnarles.]

cool story bro

 

[2L208]

fucked up thing is thats its a true story

 

[saucybiscuits]

hahahahahahahaha i rarely laugh at anything in nsg, but this made me lose

 

[Ryan.Street]

Yeah man that's wierd.... shouldn't be banging chicks in front of your cousin

 

[real_talk]

dude that's not cool... your cousins are dicks for making you finger a random lady twice your age.

 

[MN_Nice]

wat.

 

[soulskier]

nothing weird about that story

 

[[hamnuts]]

...a little strange....

 

[Dan.P]

No, that sounds normal to me

 

[Deezy]

banged and cousin in same story...

i smell an ecb reference looming further down this page...

 

[2L208]

winner

 

[Master_Debater]

sounds like my tuesday nights

 

[Jaymon]

GENERIC ECB REFERENCE

 

[Thug**]

WHATTTTT that is madd weird bro

 

[Heinzler]

sounds like a solid night to me

 

[northeast]

i call this a slow tuesday

 

[Steeze_Minister]

thats what she said

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Oh god, the hilarity....

 

[Master_Debater]

bro...

 

[-KYLE-]

was she hot?

 

[dylansiggers]

I dont want to believe you.... but I do for some reason

 

[sndyrvr]

Question 3: can I pee in ur butt

 

[maximiliaan]

cool story bro, and i mean it

 

[Relish_man]

poor dog

 

[T.R.]

my turn. 1)what is a troll? 2)why is ns so easily trolld 3)facepalm?

 

[T.R.]

fuck. 3) should have been: you all realize it's summer right? the season of trolls

 

[biglurch]

wait, she "gave you three questions"? explain

 

[SPskier543]

I doubt this really happened, it's probably some strange fantasy that the OP has. Gangbanging some mom with your cousins is quite wierd.

 

[T.R.]

come on man. summertime ns. it most certainly did not happen.

 

[Relish_man]

if OP were ECB, he wouldve asked his cousin for 3 questions

 

[cwillygood]

your and your cousins must be pretty close now

 

[LittleFoot]

you were the only sober one = rape

 

[sneds]

You cant rape the willing? Plus this chicks twice his age?

Why am i backing up some guy that gang rapes moms with his cousin?

 

[Nathan_the_G]

thats one crazy story

 

[act.resist]

if that was true...38? disgusting...plus shes some bar whore

 

[Relish_man]

because it's summer

 

[No_Dub]

summertime

 

[SneakyTurtle]

Hmmm... I do my group sex on Thursdays.

 

[dylansiggers]

IM A HUGE FAG

 

[PJS.]

 

[dispatchQ_main]

AHAHAH fuck how old are you? I fingered a girl when i was 12 , how do you not know how? But seriously, thats weird as fuck but sounds like a good time ahahahaha

 

[ECB]

i was scrolling down looking for my name to pop up....

fuck you guys at least i got some action

 

[[creative]]

?!?! if by "thats not cool: you mean "that is cool" and by "your cousins are dicks for making you finger a random girl twice your age." you mean "your cousins are rad for hooking you up with a random lady twice your age" then correct

 

[ryantheconnolly]

troll or not... what did i just read?

 

[remove]

where'd you hide the body?

 

[S.P]

yes.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

I laughed i hope this isn't a lie though.

 

[SkiThe603]

if this is real it needs picslike really bad

 

[john.stossel]

haha