Invisibility for a day

Mess with people I know, fight crime...and if I was feeling evil maybe scare people into paying me. Like start moving stuff in front of people and telling them they must pay me $100 to leave them alone haha.
 
Be the biggest pervert possible, there's some bangin chicks I wouldn't mind seeing in the nude, I would also screw with everybody, throw stuff at them, whisper in their ear etc...
 
oh wow i fail. id go to north korea, punch kim jong il in the face, scream ALLAH AKBAR and catch a flight back in time to rip melanie iglesias's clothes off
 
fly to LA and camp in various actress's showers with my invisible camera. then open my own celeb nudes website and make profit
 
totally fuck with people. but not even to scare them, just to make them think wtf? like push books out of their hands or trip them. not going to lie, i'd probably rob a bank, too, but i don't think i'd spy on naked women. i can get naked women right now, and have it be consentual, so why bother being a peeping tom? im not going to rape someone, so if i can hook up with a chick and have her like me like i can phoreelz, that's better than just checking out a naked chick, you know? unless i was in hollywood and could spy on someone like jessica alba or megan fox, but that's too much effort. get money, have a few laughs, and when the invisibility wore off i'd act like i just won the lotto and buy some cool ass stuff.
oh shit, just thought of a new thing to do. sabotage casinos. just spill chips everywhere and create mass chaos..
 
i would make ppl think they were going crazy. like move shit when they werent looking
 
True, I wouldn't have enough balls anyways, I was just trying to impress my fellow newschoolers, in all honesty I think I would be too overwhelmed that I wouldn't have time for rape
 
girls would probably be into being raped by an invisible dude they wouldnt even know they were being raped
 
i didnt mean to quote there my brain subconciously shortcutted by hitting quote instead of scroling to the bottom
 
id do whatever i wanted to fucking do. if i wanted to fuck a tree, id fuck a tree. if i wanted to eat a cat, id eat a pussy.
 
they would know that something shaped like a penis was in and around their butthole. i doubt they'd just assume it was a poo poo and keep on living
 
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