Inuendoes for skiing

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skystitt

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ok so the big thing in our high school is mad dawg shirts that say things related to related to sports and drinking or sex. Some examples are our drinking team has a basketball problem and we get more action when we're blitzed mad dawg football. me and a couple of friends have this kinda mess around ski team and we are going to make shirts for it. currently our saying is "I'll nose press your fun box if you lip slide my rail" we think its pretty good but girls might not want to buy it because it doenst work for them. idk they have bought similar shirts in the past. But does anyone have any other really good ideas? can be related to sex or drinking
 
it depends on what the shirt looks like.

otherwise, totally violating Public School Code 391 section 51 paragraph 2 line 3.

 
haha thats so dirt man. funny as hell though. if i come up with anything good i'll reply this thread. but not much can beat that. idk maybe "try beating us with our sticks..."
 
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haha funny you should mention that. one of our goals with this shirt is to make the planner alongside the mad dawg shirts for things you cant wear to school. we've also got some like "wanna compare pole lengths???" "Us skiiers take pride in our wax jobs" "I like my women like i like my skis, freshly waxed" "Save a lift ride a skiier" "
 
that means your making shirts just as gay as those abercrombie shirts that made a piss poor attempt at sexual innendos on their t-shirts for high school kids who've never even had sex. wtfcopter.
 
you could always go with the classic "I ride fat twins"

unless this is like a race team, then your motto could be

"I like axial bindings in my butt"
 
the rollers part is good, but nobody gives away face shots.

maybe like "I'll butter your rollers if you get some face shots"
 
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