Interesting Friday

j.bird

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So to understand whyt his all happend on friday, i'll give you some background info on the situation;

So the high school i go to, is under construction, and the parking is STRAPPED at school. If you don't get there early, you park like a quarter mile away. So one day i get to school, and i see a spot, and i am about to pull in and then i see there is a mototcyle in it. I was like wtf, this guy can park that thing anywhere, there was an open patch of cement like 50 ft away, right by the sidewalk, so i click it in neutral and wheel it over there, and then i pulled in the spot, and went about my business. Then i get back and there is like sticky ass dried soda pop all over my car, with like wendys cups lying next to it. So i know the kid who owns the bike, and he's like 6'6", 250 lbs. Not an exxaggeration at all. So i knew it was him, and he starts like talking alot of shit to people about how he's gonna beat me up, and how im gonna get stomped after school. So i waited for him everyday after school for a week as long as i could until football practice starts, but i never saw him. Then this friday, i see him at lunch, at the local wendys and i got pretty pumped, andf i was with ym step bro (same age as me, 17) And he was like oh shit, its going down I just lauhed and played it off kinda. We get inside and he instantly looks at me so i said a few choice words and stuff and he got in my face and said he was gonan stomp me. Mind you, he has about 4 inches, and 55 lbs on me, i was nervous as all get out. Tryin to stand my ground i told him this will be settled outside, and he says you lead the way. So i walked out, and he didn't follow. It finally dawned on me that he was more scared to fight than i ever was, he thought he could intimidate me. So he gets is food, i follow him outside, and he like tries jumpin in his car, and put my arm in teh door right before he closed it, and i said get the fuck out the car, and he loked at me and said fuck you. He was tryin to put his seatbelt on, so i repped it our of his hand and socked him square in the nose and then i just didn't stop, my bro said i hit him like 7-8 times before they finally drove off with the door still open, his face bleeding all over me and his friends car.

Long story short, big guys can't fight, because they've enver had to, they just like to intimidate people, and the bitch had it coming. It made for a VERY interesting friday. good way to end the school year hah

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
sounds cool.

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I am not joking, every bit of that is true.

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whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
i bet in actuality, you got owned. either that our u were just slapping him in the face like a bitch and he was like wow this is gay. people always exaggerate fights, espicially when theyre the one fighting

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ok... if i got owned i would admit it, This is the second fight i've ever been in, so i figured i could be proud bitch

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
That is so true. Big guys, generally are pussies.

maybe atlantaski wants michael innocent cuz he was molested by him 4 years ago when his dad sent him to neverland ranch for a day and now he wants michael free so he can penetrate one more time-Lateralis

 
you seem like a pretty mean dude. if the guy doesnt wanna fight you, just leave it alone. and this is all about a parking spot? chill out dude.

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ya thats pretty awsome cept you should have just told his ass off and from there on you could talk shit and do w/e the hell you want to with the kid, and maybe if he would have tryed to kick your ass and wasnt afraid he would ahve, and it could always come back to bite you in the ass

 
you are an asshole. a typical asshole. first of all you throw his motercycle half way across a parking lot, then you punch him in the face 10 times as he tries to avoid a fight. im sure he could have murdered you if he started fighting.

i hope you choke on the free finger that with your wendy's chilli, bitch.

 
This guy had it coming, I'm not the asshole. He dumped like 4 biggie sized cokes all over my Audi, in like 80 degree weather. Then he told everyone he was gonna kick my ass. He deserved it

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
big guys tend to be pricks, but there are cool ones too

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wow way to sucker punch him while he is sitting in the car. damn way to go. get over yourself. if you are gonna fight you dont fuckin sucker ounch somebody while they are sittin down no matter how much shit they talk.

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^^agreed.. although your intent on being tough was a good one - standing up for yourself always is.. that's a bit of a bitch move.

 
sucker punch? he was talkin shit, staring right at me the whole time. As far as i know, a sucker punch is when the guy isn't even looking.

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
thats not how it is in taos all the kids who like to intimidate people generally get in a shit load of fights and tend to kick major ass i have a couple large freinds but some kids that think they are badasses arent and have weak ass fights

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i have mixed feelings about this. one one hand, i think it was kinda bitch to just start hitting him in the car and i still think the story has been exaggerated but on the other, im proud of this kid. im a small guy im like 5'8" 140 lbs and big kids just think they have a right to talk shit and push pple around becuase genetically they have more mass. fuck them, and thanks for kickin his ass, even if it was slightly bitch

the gunshot holds no fear
 
FOR THE LAST TIME, he dumped like 4 sodas on my fucking car when it was really hot out. Then he proceeded to talk shit to my face, what else would you have done?

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-Jordan-

whenever I tell any of them that their too fat they laugh and say good one. I insist that it was not a joke but they dont beleive me. its pretty gross- t-man152
 
I'm sure if you were on the other end and some dude started hitting you in the face when you're driving away, you'd be saying you got suckered... and you also moved his bike - not cool... funny though, but the coke was a reasonable comeback - he could've slashed your tires.

 
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