Insecure Noob Wants To Know How To Look Steezy... Again

[Pastie]

So what should I wear to be "Steezy"?

 

[J.J.M]

....

 

[Kreech]

According to most of the guys on this sight, just buy regular ski stuff, but have it be AT LEAST 5 sizes too big. The steeziest skiers have a secret to all their power though, a wife beater, cutoff short jean shorts, and a straw hat. swag. JUST GET WHAT YOU LIKE THE BEST!!!!! It doesn't matter what everyone else thinks.

 

[Aftleet]

Just go riding with a hangover, works everytime pulls bicthes so hard that you become bicth magnet.

 

[thatsG]

Get some Pink Pants [/b] and an Orange Jacket [/b] with a Yellow Tall Tee [/b].

 

[ndye]

One piece for sure, i rep one every day.

...and im not trolling.

 

[thatsG]

true, but your trying to sell it though

 

[james6345789]

Wear everything huge, a tall tee, some skullcandies, helmet with no earpads and a beanie under, and the goggles under the helmet, and short poles

 

[Chubz.]

zing

 

[oceanic]

people are wierd

 

[S.C]

Honestly, this is what I think makes for the best outerwear.

Baggy but not to big

Good fit, tall not fat

a company you want to rep

Color-wise:

A bright solid color for jacket or pants (can have black or white)

and on whichever isnt a bright color (jacket or pants) have it be black, white, or black and white

^That came from the man himself, steve stepp, and I think he knows a thing or two about style.

But whatever you want is good.

 

[Scrambles]

lol at people giving serious answers

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

yup.

 

[dbchili]

no, asian people are weird.

 

[Balto]

Wear what you think looks good on you, self confidence is the most steezey suit there is

 

[LittleFoot]

dont do this. i saw a super confident guy who looked like an idiot. just go to another mountain and copy some random steezers outfit

 

[kingskier]

these fo sho

 

[K_Carter]

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[monkatizer]

.

 

[585.]

things that are accepted in skiing

-wu tang

-jiberish

-crowbars/splices

-anything trendy

-tall custom hoodies

-full tilts whether they fit your feet or not(jk obvi)

-small poles

-fashion>function

wear tall tees, sag your pants & goggles, afterbang EVERYTHING.

idk what else there is that about as much advice as i can give you. take it how ever you please young grass hopper.

 

[Troy.]

I remember reading somewhere that "when it is no longer functional or stylish, then it has become steezy"

 

[no_steeze]

just try to look like all the other idiots in the park

 

[K_Carter]

I like how now that the gypsy population grew, everyone hates on baggy shit

 

[Scrambles]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[ski.school]

no pants

 

[Dr.Gnar]

Copy or base around a favorite outfit from a skier in a ski movie. That's the obvious thing to do.

 

[momentz]

my favorite comment i have seen in a long time. Good job balto.

 

[LittleFoot]

mfw their hats say N and S

 

[GnarNinja]

Borrow your sisters pants.

 

[a_pla5tic_bag]

aww, a bump on april first would have been better

 

[NWlife.]

black people are wierd

 

[Parks.]

Anything from k mart..anything

 

[BigBadWolf]

Why are we bringing prariesteeze into this?!

 

[Dr.Gnar]

How about Walmart Forest/Gaper camo?

 

[remster]

haha win

 

[BITS]

This

 

[Dr.Gnar]

Welcome to the terrain park.