Incriminating stuff your parents have found

fappy

fappy

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Fuck, my mom was washing my jeans and found a Trojan wrapper in my pockets. Goddamn.

Anyone elses parents ever find your shit that looks pretty incriminating or strange?
 
uhh my gay step bro saved a convo of me asking him if he was gay and how that rash was going. that was recently. when i was like 11 my comp got attacked by porn and my mom was using it and some aim thing popped up and said stuff and my mom started talking to it (i think it was a bot) and well she had no clue till pop up windows came up all over the place. i walked in and she said whats this? and i blamed it on her. well i didn't see my comp for a while after that
 
haha yeah condoms arnt really anything bad. ive had weed and bowles taken by my parents. but thats about it
 
^ oh and about the panties in the car, my dad calls me up while I'm at college and asks if he should wear latex gloves while cleaning my car... i had no choice but to hang up on him haha.
 
my buddies little sister (who is seven) was looking for markers and found a bag of weed in his dresser and didnt know what it was so she brought it to her mom and well i think you can figure out the rest.
 
in·crim·i·nate tr.v. in·crim·i·nat·ed, in·crim·i·nat·ing, in·crim·i·nates

1.)To accuse of a crime or other wrongful act.

2.)To cause to appear guilty of a crime or fault; implicate: testimony that incriminated the defendant.
 
Porn, beer in my car. (lol, I told him I had no idea how it got there and he believed me...for both cases that is.)
 
well, i had some dank ass weed in my room, it 2 zip lock bags, under myb ed, in a box, and outside my door you could still smell it.

(it was the dopest weed ever)

back to the story

my little brothers friend was walkin right next to my room as i was goin in it, and he said, what smells like a skunk?

so he tells my little bro, and my little bros like, ur right it does smell like a skunk

so they try to investigate, and im like

TIME FOR BED

god that shit was dope though
 
how could condoms possibly be incriminating? I thought they were good for you, protecting you from std's and all?

or maybe your parents want you to have std's?
 
Not a whole lot, pipes, weed, bong, papers, lighters, beer bottles

She doesn't care too much
 
I had sex in my moms car once when mine was in the shop. And then the little sis, mom, and dad were driving around, and they found like 4 condom wrappers. They were a little grossed out because I only had the car for a day...haha. Oops
 
umm nothing i dont think just porn on the comp, maybe they have see my large condom collection and my bowl but they havnt said anything. i think theve seen my bottle caps....like in the wash and they would say have fun last nite? hell ya i did
 
rum, and beer, also bottlecaps eye drops, abnormal amount of lighters, but she couldnt bust me for that
 
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