Inconsiderate Roommate

[000000000000]

My roommate has been keeping me up since 12am with obnoxious coughing, and fucking with his phone/ computer. Don't feel bad for his coughing, the asshole smokes a pack a day along with ganja, the point is it could be treated fairly easily with some cough syrup or drops. On top of this little situation, he leaves the blinds down, and consequently i oversleep some days. try pullin them up, but the fucker pulls them right back down. It is 5:28am now, any ideas on how to keep my roommate awake indefinitely?

 

[.Hugo.]

Why keep him awake? Don't you want him to sleep so you can too? And if you need to wake up, set a fucking alarm. You cant blame oversleeping on the blinds being closed.

 

[Static]

get an annoyatron

 

[000000000000]

i have three, the sun just helps with sleep regulation

 

[Lansfield]

Throw his cigs in the toilet.

 

[theBearJew]

piss on them instead.

 

[corona]

do you sleep in the same bed?

 

[.Hugo.]

piss on him instead

 

[Gmart]

Throw him in the toilet

 

[.Hugo.]

You have 3 alarms and still oversleep? I think you're the problem and you're looking to put the blame on someone else

 

[theBearJew]

OP has a sleeping disorder.

 

[Blurst]

throw the toilet in the cigs, then piss on them... and him

 

[KravtZ]

I had a roomate and we both fucking hated eachother and did all kidns of non obvious things to piss eachother off. He would skip class everyday until 2 and sleep in. Sundays he would sleep until literally like 6 at night. Wake up, eat, and go to sleep. And he got pissed when i tried to do stuff in the room. At one point he got pnemonia and was coughing up a storm for about 2 weeks and refused to go to the health place because he didnt have insurance even though he was a fucking idiot and didnt know he had it through the school. He would smoke to and cough allllll night i barely slept at all. Came down to me being like get your shit together go to the health center or else im going to sue you if I get sick for missed work over the breaks. Got his ass in gear even though it was a major dick move to do.

 

[.Hugo.]

Boof the cigs then piss on his bed

 

[Peach.]

...what is your roommates name?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Boof the toilet, him, and the cigs.

 

[Peach.]

Boof his bed.That'll fucking teach him.

 

[MYANKLES]

i think i would rip the blinds down and tell him to shove it up his ass..one of my roommates had to pledge for a sorority and they made her stay out until 1 or 2 am and then wake up for breakfast at 6 and move around like a bull in a china shop. that lasted for 6 weeks but shes still a twat.

 

[SteveStepp]

jack off loudly

 

[Peach.]

Forced boofing of blinds?

 

[Mr.Sloth]

Make him boof Black Steve

 

[Peach.]

Well jesus christ boof something.

 

[.Hugo.]

What if OP boofed himself?

 

[sklermang]

I second this motion.

 

[MYANKLES]

yess

 

[SteveStepp]

1. wtf is boof

2. whats his facebook

 

[Blurst]

throwin things up yer cornhole

 

[wait.what]

ITT: OP is mad.

In other news, does anything rhyme with champion?

 

[Peach.]

Boof rhymes with champion.

 

[SamwiseTheGamgee]

read my mind

 

[.Hugo.]

Obvious black steve imposter is obvious. Wtf is boof? Smh

 

[Shukovski]

You need a Phillips Wake-up light.

 

[wait.what]

no.... I don't think so

 

[.Hugo.]

scorpion, million, billion, trillion, avion

 

[wait.what]

 

[.Hugo.]

Why you mad though? You asked for em and I delivered.

 

[wait.what]

Well then, riddle me this, riddler, microwave

 

[.Hugo.]

way too easy. brave, crave shave, rave, grave, save, pave, misbehave...

 

[Peach.]

Boof it and find out.

 

[ZeechMcHuck]

just boof him with any common house hold item, like a lamp for instance

 

[SterlingArcher]

go to a bunch of payday loan or random websites and enter his phone number as a callback number to get info.

 

[Peach.]

I have to admit, I've done this to someone before. The consequences are everlasting.

 

[Six.0.Tree-ski]

Silver

Purple

Try those

 

[Jeebus.]

1.

boof

594 up, 408 downhttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=boof#

To stick something up your butt, generally drugs but can include anything.

The only way to do E is to boof it.

Where'd the kitty go? I boofed it.

 

[.Hugo.]

well that's not fair. those are down right impossible to rhyme with along with orange.

 

[Rialb]

Dying

 

[.Hugo.]

chilver, bewilder?

carpal, circle?

idk those kinda rhyme

 

[crab_pretzel]

made me lol

 

[CrotchKiller]

he probably oversleeps because his roomate keeps him up until 5 in the morning

 

[HWW]

door-hinge

 

[wait.what]

match the syllables dawg, misbehave works.

what about... film and month