In the process of enlisting into the Army

damn i got so fucked last monday by the military; not so bad but still... they call me up on saturday, say i have to start my 3 week training camp on monday. so i get my hair shaved off and errthing to get ready, show up Monday an hour away from my house and when they take the presences me, and like 6 others, aren't even on the fucking list. so they called me up, had my take an hour drive to the base, made me wait 4 hours just to be told i wasnt even on the list and then drive another hour back to my place. plus i didnt take a summer job because they said i'd be training over the summer but now i'm jobless and I'm gonna have to do the training over every weekend for 11 weeks starting at the same time as school. le fu
 
Good luck with your army career and your end goal of getting into the Rangers. If you get sent off to fight remember that the biggest battle will be in your head, mentally. Doesn't matter how big or small, fit or unfit or strong or weak someone is because combat has varying effects on different people whoever they are regardless of their physique.
 
5 miles in 40 minutes?

austrian army even requires one and a half mile in 12 minutes. i know its not directly comparable but still kinda bad, i thought the US army is tougher.

 
Strong post by someone who has obviously played the game. Quietly kickin ass while blending in is the way to go through basic. I showed up in good shape and maxed all my pt tests. I remeber the drill saergents takin the EHeath fat kids desserts and giving them to me.

Other than that if I had to do it again I'd skip the 11 mos and pick up a better more marketable skill. Not that knowing many different ways to kill people and janitorial skills aren't important.and Cruisin around Germany in a Bradley had it's moments Benning and the whole state of Georgia sucks.

Other than that the only other advice i can give ya to prep is get a big dildo paint it od green and shove it up your ass repeatly so when the jam the big green weenie up your ass you'll be ready.

the cool thing about going through the mind fuck and intense training is once you get out and face adversery you look back on it and realize what I'm dealing w/ now aint shit.

If you choose not to get out and go the lifer route

VIBES BRO

 
well regardless of the fact that your various posts in other threads make you come off as a gigantic fucking douche bag who i'd never want to meet in real life....

good for you for doing something good with your life and thank you in advance for your service.
 
That because all my other posts are meant to be taken lightly...as a joke. When people freak out i find it funny to push their buttons.
 
This just made my day. I was watching a drill smoke some guys and one of them looked JUST LIKE EHEATH. I was like holy shit i wish there was an NS joke about that. Now there is.
 
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