IN NEED OF HELP

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So every wednesday night my friends and i have a tradition of going to wing night and so last night i found out that a couple of them were planning to saran wrap my entire car. so i parked my car in another place and had someone drive me there. when i left i found thier car and covered it with ketchup. I thought that was pretty calm considering these same "friends" that ive had for 12 years or so thought'd be funny to piss in my gastank during the winter and caused my fuel pump to shit the bed 1 exit from my sectionals race at gore. anyways this morning i get up for school a little late and walk out to my car and it is absolutely covered with ketchup, mustard, bbq sauce, eggs, and some fish thing. so i am beyond pissed that they stepped on to my property to do this. they are just really lucky my dad didnt hear them because he probably would have taken some shots at them because i do live in the country and people dont stop at our driveway or come down it, ever. i really need help with ways to get all three of them back. ive decided since im going to college next year and have 5 days of school left i could care less if they end up hating me. I already know that i am going to remove the stems from their tires while they are in school. and im trying to think of a way to lure them back to my house so i can wait with some friends and beat the shit out of them, or ill do it myself it makes no difference. i also plan on calling the cops on them when they are together this weekend and say that i heard there was going to be an underage drinking party at their location. anyways though i really need some good ideas THAT WONT GET ME ARRESTED.

 
jackstands and remove the wheels (just make sure that they at least have an idea how to get em back - like leaving a puddle of ketchup/mustard/bbq/fish by the jackstands).

Also, just in case they go to the cops, mail yourself a letter explaining that this is not theft but a prank in retaliation for perevious pranks and all goods will be returned upon request/need and nothing will be destroyed, and do not open it, make sure the letter is time/date stamped (like a poor man's copywrite) prior to doing this.

life is too short to have any regrets
 
Do not call the cops on them when they will be partying, thats the lamest thing you can do.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
how the hell is that lame, they probably wont even be partying and they cost me $300 in damage from the fuel pump and then covered my car with tons of condiments

 
wait until they pass put- put shower caps on their heads and piss on their faces! a buddy of mine did that to another guy a couple weeks ago- it was insane.

 
yeah, don't send the cops to their party. that's never cool, no matter who you are.

i dig the jackstands one, that's good.

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- Ian

- "I like slurpies." - rebel
 
If you are more worried about the damage they did to your car then take a baseball bat and level out their windows and then procede to take a shit on every seat. Then smear the shit all over the seat covers, ceiling, steering wheel and etc. But if you call the cops on them it would be gayer then two boys having sex.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
 
ya the jack thing is a good idea, but u gotta have a fast jack. U cant have one of the stock ones that come with the cars that look like a tp cuz they are outrageously slow

My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard. And they're like, "You wanna trade cards?" Damn right, I wanna trade cards. I'll trade this, but not my charizard.

"I took the bullets outa fifty and put them in my fo five"

LINE kicks ass

 
uh dude why dont you just flatten all of their tires? dont slash em just let the air out. thatd fuckem over good.

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Eternal Nothingness is Okay if Your Dressed For It

 
alright there should be a vent on the hoo dof the car by the windshield. piss in it, or better yet get some doe piss or other animal piss at your local place to buy hunting supplies and dump it in there. The next time they turn on their heat and for a long time after that all the air that comes out will smell horribly of piss.

if you want to do bad damage ( i am not condoning this at all) loosen all the lugnuts on one or all of their tires, once they get going pop off goes the wheel and severe damage can be done.

fill the cracks in the tops of the doors with something nasty that will fall into the car when they open the door.

sugar in the gas tank will screw up an engine (i am not condoning this either)

dip a bunch of tampons in something red and toss them all over their cars this can also be done by putting mayonaise or something similar in condoms and putting them all over the car.

i highly recommend not doing anything that will cause severe damage cause it can and probably wil come back to bite you in the ass when these pricks make a police report about it

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
wait, so YOU covered THEIR car with ketchup, then THEY covered YOUR car with shit... so now you want to completely fuck them over and "beat the shit out of them"? it sounds like you're blowing this out of proportion considering they're your friends. especially since you did the first wrong.

-katie
 
This sound like a bad idea, you shouldn't do anything.

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'Duran Duran bought Armada, Armada bought Microsoft, Microsoft bought MSP and AOL, AOL owns Time4 which owns the MountainSportsMedia which owns SKi, Skiing and RIP Freeze... so Armada now owns McDonalds and Coke.
 
I do think puting something in the vents is a funny idea though. Do you have access to the inside of their car?

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'Duran Duran bought Armada, Armada bought Microsoft, Microsoft bought MSP and AOL, AOL owns Time4 which owns the MountainSportsMedia which owns SKi, Skiing and RIP Freeze... so Armada now owns McDonalds and Coke.
 
you're a pussy.

-Anthony

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using a key to gouge expletives on anothers vehicle, is a sign of trust, and friendship

 
dude no jackstands do it more ghetto and leave it sitting on bricks then poor water in there car i did that to my biology teacher last year

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
hahaha... i got a good one.. hav 10 tons of gravel ordered to their drive way.... have it billed to the house.

*****Capital city Ridaz***** est 2003

 
I was thinking of something along the lines of buying all of the crickets in the nearest pet store or bait store.. I dunno if it would really work but crickets are friggen annoying. So release a crap load of tehm in their back yards. If they don't keep them awake, they'll at least eat everything green!

Another option is to act like you are cool with it and then some time go over to their house and jizz in their milk jug.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
I disagree, he didn't start it at all. These pricks were gonna saran wrap his car first (Which is a huge pain in the ass to get off and nearly impossible in the dark). And then they went overboard with their retaliation. They're obviously not very good friends if they fucked up your car and didn't offer to pay.

'I like long walks on the beach...sipping champagne by the fire...gutting dear... (Tweaks_Rock_me)

"Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks." (Skierman)
 
dude let the crickets off in there car or their house not back yard that wouldnt be very effective....... dig a huge hole in there driveways if its dirt.... or shit on the hood of there cars

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
take off the headliner and fill with anchovie paste or whatever

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Ski. Eat. Sex. Sleep. Ski. What else is there?
 
"sugar in the gas tank will screw up an engine" not true(mythbusters)

I like the vent one. Or make a anonymous call to the police saying one of your friends is a victum of a 65 year old petifile or something along those lines

word

sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
G-Dawg
 
sugar will screw up the fuel pump though. and i did not start this. they started it by pissing in my gastank, which i let slide even after i had to pay for a 300 fuel pump. so who ever said i started it, your way off. and who ever u were that said u're a pussy. well i hope your undeveloped mind can handle what was written in the thread so that you can understand what happened. and then maybe someday you will turn 14 or 15 and be able to speak in full sentances and coherently so people can understand you. until then please just avoid any use of the english language or other comments that are liable to make you sound dumber than you already are.

 
well ive decided to play the emotional card. my next door neighbor is a cop and heard about what happened through another neighbor who saw the kids. he told me today that what they did is punishable by 4 years in prison or at the least, 3 years probation and 24 hours of community work. so basically i have their futures in my hands right now. if they want to go to college they will wash and wax my car and pay for the fuel pump which i never asked money for, and if not well then jail should suit them well. the cop also told me to just give him their names and he can make the next month hell for them because he will have every cop in the state pull them over every time they are seen and just hassle them. damn i love knowing so many state troopers. ahhh, the emotional card is so much better to play then the physical card. no need to do anything to their cars now.

 
thats good- i know some guys that unsewed a gusy seat and then sewed a dead fish inside- he had to sell the car for like 100 bucks!

 
hahaha u got an awesome neighbor cop! going to be pulling those guys everytime they see them and mocking them should be fun for the cops bhahaha

- Nic
 
damn that's awesome you have a cop on your side. Play the emotional card. That's the ticket right there.

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'I've been so unlucky today. Honestly, if it was raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a 12 inch dick. God is angry with me.'
-Anathema

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'girls are cruel and unusual, like pou
 
what the fuck? your teacher?

anyways...

at my school, some kids bubblewrapped this other cats car, after taking off the tires and putting them in the car. he retalliated by barricading one dude and some chick (both would be screwed, if parents found out (i said what the fuck when i heard that...)) in their house with snow.

(zach)

free xbox?or an iPod?
 
i filled my biology teachers car with water cuz hes a cock sucker

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

"you think you can do this to me? You mothafuckers will be playing basketball in pelican bay, when i get finished with you. Shoe program nigga, 23 hour lockdown. Im the man up in this piece.youll never see the light of day again. who u think u fuckin with im the police.i run shit up in here you just live here.yea thats rite u better walk away.u all walk away cuz ima burn this mother down. KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
 
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