In 3 Words, In Three Years I will _______ _______ _______

[rileyhopperstad]

I know there have been plenty of these threads, but wanted to see some more funny shit.

 

[corona]

three years older

 

[CaptainObvious.]

Have less hair.

 

[270on420out]

Be living in my car in the parking lot of Stowe

 

[erikK]

be your stepdad

 

[cornholio]

bang OP's sister

 

[Rennis_Deynolds]

Probably Get Permabanned

 

[Anesteezia]

Be a virgin

 

[CHORIZO]

Change my race

 

[JohnBolea]

find the yeti

 

[AmateurPilgrim]

still not care

 

[AmateurPilgrim]

be in college

 

[AmateurPilgrim]

dislike red kiwi's

 

[LynxNation]

more in debt

 

[JohnThatWasTits]

I wish I had something funny to say

 

[Mr.noodle]

Be living in my car in the parking lot of Stowe

If ur finna live like that you should probably find a cheaper mountain

 

[Sno.]

Be a mom.

 

[theabortionator]

hate forum games

 

[soulskier]

Living the dream

Duh

 

[*DUMBCAN*]

have graduated.

jk.

 

[JGWI]

Be 94,608,000 seconds older.

 

[AgitatedHiatus]

Bang OP'S mom

 

[special-J]

Hopefully Be Alive

 

[Deepskier]

Pee in her but

 

[Slush]

Have a girlfriend

 

[CHORIZO]

Be a mom.

Ur already a mom

 

[Sno.]

Ur already a mom

Right...so in three years I'll still be one...duh! What is wrong with you, son?

 

[CHORIZO]

Right...so in three years I'll still be one...duh! What is wrong with you, son?

Mostly the fact that i was beat as a child

 

[HAMNATION]

RICH AS FUCK

 

[skittiti]

need more words

 

[*JP]

jerk off vigorously

 

[dustygoldflakes]

Be in Colorado

 

[qazwsxedc34]

will join ISIS

 

[ShredAZ]

Sell my tall tees.

 

[selfiejesus]

solely destroy isis.

 

[selfiejesus]

solely destroy isis.

-linda glocke

 

[applejuice.]

be an engineer!

 

[CluckaChuck]

Bang a milf

 

[btedeschi]

lip blind 2

 

[The.Fish]

Lip blind tru

 

[no_steeze]

maybe be engaged. Jesus

 

[000000000000]

Figure it out

Smoke ganja again

Have stable income

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

waste three years.

 

[HornyOrphan]

be happily married

 

[Steezy_IN_KC]

Be 420 RailGod.

 

[Lé.Skiing]

Married with children.

 

[FrenchFry]

travel the world

 

[Spagett+]

kill the poor

 

[RRhighrider]

Own a house

 

[cornholio]

Eat the rich

 

[MNSkiers]

High School Dropout