I'm Sorry

justinp4400

justinp4400

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I borrowed a lighter from someone in the park at Sunapee and told them I would 100% give it back to them but I did not see you the rest of the day. I feel very poorly for this action and hope you can accept my apology if you see this post. I have felt like a scumbag for the past day and had to apologize.

Sincerely,

Justin
 
Thanks a lot man, that was my lighter and later on an attractive women came up to me offering me bong hits if I had a lighter and then when I didn't she tied me up and left me there in the cold and I could reach into my pocket and would have burnt through the string if only someone had returned my lighter.
 
But if you had the lighter she wouldn't have tied you to the tree, so you wouldn't have needed it to burn through the rope.
 
And if you had a lighter she would have ripped a bong with you then probably tied you to a bed and ravaged your cock. Then you would need the lighter to burn through the rope.
 
In my hope to restore order to the universe I will be placing three (yes three) lighters in the park at sunapee that some lucky people may find one day
 
on new years eve i spotted some fellow ns'ers as i was finishing my 12:00am doobie. they had not yet sparked theirs due to a lack of lighter. so i was like her have mine, and walked off like a boss.
 
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