Im so pissed

[TheBEANER]

i have to get a fucking dna test or something like that because my dad said i wasn't his so he wont have to pay child support who the fuck does this kind of shit its happened twice now i mean really and last week he called for the first time since June and tells me to file to be an emancipated minor so he wouldn't have to pay child support i mean come on its 400$ dollars a month if he can ski 3 times a week he can pay 400 bucks a month/end rant

 

[El_Barto.]

hahah beaners

 

[TheBlueMtSkier]

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[TheBEANER]

and now i feel a bit better

 

[El_Barto.]

Im tempted to change my xboxlive name to [BEAN]Pedro Sanchez.

 

[JamieOBalls]

This sounds like a thread I would have made on my old account just missing a lot of weird sexual stuff

 

[VT_scratch]

trollllllll

 

[TheBEANER]

no real i shit you not my dad just a huge fuck up

 

[El_Barto.]

No way hes huge. 5 feet tall tops

 

[TheBEANER]

5 foot 6 a bit tall for a mexican

 

[volvotom]

Is there any doubt that you're his son? I mean if you aren't he shouldn't owe anything.

 

[TheBEANER]

no i am his kid that's for sure and he was with my mom till i was about two months old then he split and he has two other kids that live with him he is just cant except that its your obligation to support your chlld financially like i said earlier he is just a fuck up and needs to grow up

 

[CluckaChuck]

Not sure why everyone in this thread is acting like an asshole. OP tell your Dad to get fucked and bet all the child support on red at the Casino.

 

[dreadyboy]

That's so shitty, can't think what I/my mom would do if my dad hadn't paid.

 

[HWW]

no

 

[theschneidler]

OP's dad sells rugs

 

[Abu_Hajaar]

What kind of rugs does he sell?

 

[Aidan-G]

Does he sell psychedelic rugs?

 

[theschneidler]

They're shitty ones too, he claims they're discount AND quality but noooooooo

 

[elemeno89]

those rugs are trippy

 

[Hamster.]

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[Hamster.]

woops forgot this one too

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[powderdrunkie]

a rug smuggler?

 

[Jeebus.]

Oh i don't know, a lot of black people? Sounds like you scored a winner in the father department though.

 

[Jeebus.]

rug muncher*

 

[VT_scratch]

damn if you're for real, good luck I hope things works out for you

 

[Beepboop123]

Hahaha rug dealing!

 

[JAHpow]

Does he make his own rugs, or does he have a dealer?

 

[.Rybak.]

this will not be a sloth thread.. maybe.

 

[roddy116]

too late, we shall slothify every thread

 

[Dragonite.]

I feel bad cause everyone is being a dick to OP, but it's way to funny to protest. Proceed

 

[roddy116]

 

[CheddarJack]

C'mon guys, OP is in a shitty situation. That really sucks man I'm really sorry for you.

 

[.Rybak.]

fine

 

[Chubz.]

oh my god, hahahahahahaha.

OP i hope everything works out well. I couldn't imagine having to deal with a dead beat dad.

 

[Alexander_Keith]

target # 1 in the war on rugs.

 

[roddy116]

they are taking over.

 

[Ski_Alot]

DO NOT QUESTION THE RAPE SLOTH OR YOU SHALL PAY...

WITH YOUR LIFE

 

[Round-Four]

 

[Barefootin_Fiend]

well, apparently there is some doubt otherwise he wouldn't be asking for a DNA test. It's not like it's something you can fake the results on, and if you're not his, then he shouldn't have to pay your mom anything. If he was 100% certain you are his, I can't imagine he'd ask for DNA testing. Not trying to be a dick, but that's the truth.

Regardless, that's a shitty position to be in as a kid and I'm sorry you've got to deal with that. And if you're trolling, I hope all of the bad things in life happen to you because that's a fucked up thing to joke about.

 

[roddy116]

AND YOUR ASS CHERRY

 

[TheBEANER]

i had one done when i turned one i am his he just dosnt want to pay child support you can have as many as you want becouse there is like a 0.000000000000000000001% chance the test can be wrong like i said he is a fuck up