Q:How do you get a homeless woman pregnant?
A:Jerk off on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q:A black guy, two Hatians and a Mexican are riding in a car. Who’s driving?
A:The police, of course!
QHow does a West Virginian know when her daughter has begun menstruating?
A:Her son’s dick starts to taste like blood
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