im pissed

Q:How do you get a homeless woman pregnant?

A:Jerk off on her shoes and let the flies do the rest.

Q:A black guy, two Hatians and a Mexican are riding in a car. Who’s driving?

A:The police, of course!

QHow does a West Virginian know when her daughter has begun menstruating?

A:Her son’s dick starts to taste like blood

I got nothin.
 
haha that last ones pretty nasty dude^

*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

BITE IT...you scum bucket fucking whore - GG Allin

I see you standing... you think your soooo cool... why dont u just, FUCK OFF- Guns n Roses

 
thats the best one, it not that nasty, not like taking a dumb in a girls pussy nasty.

 
naw im good i just exploded and screamed for a few minutes, its like finally getting a turd out when your constipated, it feels sooo good, i feel so good.

 
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