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Bo is awesome! He's got more videos here:

http://youtube.com/user/boburnham
 
How do you know he's a nerd? You keep contradicting yourself in every post you make in every thread every forum.
 
Haha I haven't seen that one before. I especially like the mentioning of the classic show Doug. Good stuff.
 
why do you keep thinking that just because this is a website we cant learn anything about the people on it. this is the 2nd thread that ive seen you make thee same "do you know me?" argument. just because we've never met your bitchass doesnt mean we cant make educated assumptions to the fact that your a dbag and probably havent gotten laid as much bo burnham

and for the record, i bet i havent, the kids hilarious
 
Hey, I saw the episode you were on, what was it called?.... O RIGHT Truelife: I'm a jealous little bitch!
 
hahahahahahahahahaiha
"step on a crack and you break your mother's back, turn around and smoke the crack and you break your mother's heart"
 
ask and ye receive.

If you're a torrentist go here:

http://thepiratebay.org/tor/4245436/Bo_Burnham_-_Bo_Fo_Sho_EP___All_Youtube_Songs

and lyrics:

Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays

But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...

I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,

And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,

And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.

I spit fire like I just blew a demon

My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin

Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies

Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.

If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.

You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya

I'm bo yo

And im the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not

Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater im hot

Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

Go to a

Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3

Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)

That's right, consider yourself warned

Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn

Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?

Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram

Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?

Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.

First base, were making out

Second base, im getting faked out.

Third base, im getting take out

And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out

But I just don't know I said I just don't care

My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear

Cause you can smell and spell my stink

B.O. lingers and it makes you think

Chorus...

Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,

I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze

Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.

Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.

My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with

Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...

Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects

Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect

That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex

So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame

And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name

Chorus....

Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics

I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics

This isn't about ironic pigment

If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.

My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings

Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.

Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin

Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and

If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)

Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
 
Word. He's got mad mc skills; with a "hood nig" voice he could flow right up there with the best of em.

Straight G in my book.

 
even though i already made a bo burnham a few weeks back, ill comment on this one cause its more popular. bo burnham is fricken hilarious, like, he's wicked smart and clever w/ the lyrics when hes funny. awesome stuff
 
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.

Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.

hahahhahahha thats the best part

 
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