I'm not dead

i was hoping someone else could do that, i heard about it during a post-kickball baller dinner.
 
Alright, here's what happened. You can thank your friendly neighbourhood internet detective Rowen for tracing the IPs of the posts and figuring all of this out.

One of the guys at Surface left his browser tabs open and logged in, and one of this guy's friends was using his computer. He thought it would be a funny joke to tell the internet the Jeff was dead. When it blew up and everyone was PMing and emailing, the guy lied and said he had nothing to do with it. Once Rowen tracked down the IP address though, they confronted him and he admitted it. So it wasn't Surface's fault!
 
I figured it was something like that, good to hear that Surface had nothing to do with it.
Also, VERY good to hear that you're ok. Keep killing it Jeff!
 
I played kickball with Jeff last night! He is indeed alive and well and made some phenomenal catches in left field. Great job out there polar bear.
 
Shit is fucked up. Whoever posted that should actually get punched in the face, I'll do it if nobody else wants to. My phone rang 5 times at dinner and homies were genuinely concerned Kiesel actually died.
 
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