Im in an assload of trouble

JeremyClarkson

JeremyClarkson

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alright so today our school had a special meeting because we have a major problem at our school with racism. now the day before the meeting we met with our advisor group and we had to think up of "Hurtful words" so we got a good list of them.

so im sitting amongst my whole upper school (about 250 people) and up on the stage there is this big board covered by a tablecloth. we have no idea what it is. now some of you know that my school is full of self rightous rich kids who are also incredibaly racist. They will point out anything thats different about you. I for example: im reffered to as cripple kid because i have a wrist that i broke skiing.

so we're all seated and our principle comes up, takes a chair, sits and gets all serious. after shes done talking she gets up and pulls down the tablecloth and lo and behold, on a hugeass peice of paper is a list of all of the insults you could possibly think of. words like spik, faggot, retard and other assorted spiceyness.

i burst out laughing

i then get a look from about 250 people like "what the fuck is your problem" i cover my mouth and stupidly say "excuse me". now let me explain. when i get nervous i laugh. i know its horrible and if theres one thing i could change it would be how i react to uncomfortable or nervous stuff. My parents know about this and its why i never go to funerals.

then the shit really hits the fan.

they ask the people who have ever been called something on the board to stand up and say how it makes you feel. the nicest girl in our whole grade, the only one who isnt a spolied, bitchy wannabe slut stands up and bursts into tears. she says about how shes called the N word. (shes african american) then asks the whole school why they call her that word. I have never said anything racist to anyones face. i feel like the biggest dick in the world

after the meetiing and for the rest of the day people were silent, sad and overall head hanging. at my last class of the day i get a call saying that my "presence is required in the office"

i go down and i am immediately attacked by the principle. she starts raving about how horrible it was of me and how many feelings i hurt. She gave me a chance to say that i laugh when i get uncomfortable. they werent buying it. She told me that they would continue the "Coversation" on monday. i now have the weekend to think about what will happen to me. i honestly i never felt like so much a douchebag in my entire life.

laugh away NS i thought you might get a kick out of it.

 
thats mad funny i do that too , i remeber watching the movie click and like the really sad part were everyone was crying i was laughing my ass off , idk why but i felt like such a douche also everyone gace me dirty looks at the theatre on the way out
 
i got called in my senior year for calling the star running back a "n*** spearchucker" and to go back to africa after he called me a chink (im not even chinese... im japanese, moron....) and i get the big talk about how that word is hurtful and filled with 100s of years of hate and the one response i had was this

"oh, so im getting this talk but he isnt?"

"well, no..."

"he called me a chink... the chinese equivelant of the words i called him.... and he isnt in here? is that cause he is the star running back?"

"well, um.... uuuuhhh..."

"fucking bitch..."

"what you say?"

"i called you a bitch... i should have said hypocrite too because they all call each other that all the time but as soon as someone that ISNT black, not even white, says it they get all pissy like its their time of the month. if im getting suspended he is too"

"no one saw him call you that"

"really, but there are witnesses for me going off on him... just great"

schools are always garbage... luckily in college you rarely have to deal with it.
 
i dont see the problem here...

i laugh at racist jokes and jokes about women being in kitchens and jokes about jews and whatever else... im still totally against any form of racism or inequality though.

and i laugh all the time in awkward situations... i have a hard time not laughing during moments of silence and whatnot, thats not me being disrespectful, i just cant help it.

 
yes i am...

and i love how the kid i ripped is in jail for beating the shit out of a homosexual kid and got nailed for a discriminatory crime... haha, stupid felon.
 
im sick of this anti-racism bullshit. lets get real for a second, is it really much better to single out a group we have now decided to be undesirable (racists) and mock them or make them feel uncomfortable, Seems a lot like racism.
when will we realize that to each his own, racism doesnt hurt her oh she got called a nigger, ive been called a cracker... they are words. whats next are we not going to be allowed to call fat people fat skinny people skinny. she is a nigger, she is black. i am a cracker, i am white. its really simple

and think about this for a second the term WASP isnt considered racist... but its no better than FOB they are both accurate acronyms.

 
that blows, i kid did something similar to that in my school, but my principal is wicked chill, and didnt do anything to him, Good Luck monday!
 
if you truly didn't find it funny and are not a racist person then you have nothing to worry aboutif you really have this laughing issue it's not your fault, as long as you know you didn't mean to be racist that's all the principle cares about and that's all that matters
maybe have your parents talk to the principal....
 
i get where youre coming from, but its less of a problem with white people because white people arent in a minority.
 
i agree with you as far as singling them out. your right about that. it provokes more voilence and just makes the majority seem even more powerful over the minority.

however i dont think you realize how much power and hate the word nigger contains. its a word that symbolizes a couple hundered years of slavery, segregations, rape, lynchings and unequal rights. i have a hard time beliveing you can take the word that light heartedly.

as for cracker? where is the line that seperates right from wrong in cracker? since when have white people ever been the minority in the past couple hundered years? yes you could argue black people have killed white people because theyre white. but theres a reason for that. and its pretty obvios. a few deaths in revenge isnt justified but its a damn good payback.
 
if my highschool ever had all of us sit down, and revealed a board full of words like that, id be laughing too. thats some funny shit. they have the talk with you, and then act as if people dont know the words, so they make a list? if they started reading them....id be dieing.

and its not because im not a nice person, but the fact that (in your case) the school and kids are so pathetic, rich, and racist, that the entire school has to have a "serious chat" about the problems, is just funny and embarrassing in itself. i dont find it funny that kids get made fun of, but i find it funny that your entire school had a talk to because most of the kids that go there are so pathetic (im not saying all, just most, or enough to have this talk). dont feel so bad, if they say they're going to suspend you, just reply with "tomorrow's newspaper headline: kid gets suspended from school for a chuckle". they'l never hear the end of it
 
i do the same thing. when i was at my great grandparents wedding i just started laughing and i felt so bad
 
i understand the laughing when nervous thing some of you have going for you, and it might just be me, but i probably would have laughed at a big card of "bad word" because honestly it is pretty funny, same with a great grandparents wedding. i think that sometimes if you take a step back and look at some of these situations they deserve a laugh. Not mid- serious part and stuff, but if so, then hey it happens...ehh.
 
today in art class our teacher had like a half an hour discussion about how to make skin tone with paint. when she finally made it it was fucking green so i started laughing and couldnt stop
 
hahahahaha thats some funny shit dude. theres a kid in my school that would definitely do this too! i find it funny, whether your racist or not idc, its funny either way
 
ever been to Toronto ontario canada? white people are now considered a visible minority. no longer making up 50% of the population, and your logic is flawed... its okay to be racist against more people?
as for the comment above about how much hate the word contains... it containes 2 vowels and 4 consanants. its JUST a word. theres a george carlin bit about this.
the word only retains its power as long as the people who perceive it perceive its inherant power. you could call me a skinny cracker wonderbread pasty bastard motherfucker, but it wouldnt have any effect on me, because i dont percieve that it should.
anyone follow this or have i been prepping the philosphy of politics to long? fuck finals.
 
i did something similar in junior high when they showed us a video of somebody being hit by a car (staged). everyone laughed, but i was the only kid who couldn't stop. it was fucking hilarious. i got kicked out of the room and sent to the office and given a detention. teachers are hard on kids sometimes.
 
I would prolly laugh my ass off too if there was a bitch ass paper with every racist word on it.

But when I get nervous I yawn uncontrollably or when things get awkward and the yawning makes shit way more awkward.
 
hahahahahahaha similar story, when i was in 5th grade and the health lady first gave us the "body parts" talk I was the only one who couldn't stop laughing when she said vagina.
I got sent to the office. FUCK teachers.
 
i lived in toronto for 4 years...

the thing is, the word nigger is offensive because of the way it has been used in the past to separate blacks and whites. "cracker" is just some random word made up to call white people... but nigger was used to put down black people when they were slaves... i see where youre coming from with your argument, and i agree to an extent... but calling a white person a cracker is not the same as calling a black person a nigger.
 
this reminds me of when various faculty members at my school stood up at lunch and said various swears during an announcement to like get the message across that those words should never be uttered and my table head stands up and yells "EAT SHIT FAGGOT" and i lost it so bad, nobody was expecting it and i just died laughingi felt so bad afterwards
 
Well shit haha thats funny and really they are just words who the fuck cares anymore people have made up words to make fun of pretty much every ethnicity in the fuckin world so it's kind of pathetic to get all worked up about it..

I AM NOT TRYING TO PROMOTE RACISM JUST SAYING THAT PEOPLE SHOULDN"T GET ALL BUTT HURT ABOUT SOMETHING ThEY WON"T BE ABLE TO STOP

+K

PLZZZ
 
not gonna lie, if i saw what you saw, I would probably at least chuckle a bit. but where I live, racism isnt really an issue, so it would be a big joke to me. if they threaten some harsh shit on monday, just get your parents to talk to your principal and you should be all good.
 
political correctness gives liberals a bad name. Your principal is a bitch, just because you laugh at something, which you probably can't control, doesn't make you a terrible human being. She should realize that people need to grow the fuck up and get over their pussy little hangups about insults. The goal in life is NOT to make everyone feel special and fuzzy on the inside. Grow thicker skin and notice that half the time it's just a fucking joke. Have you lynched anyone? no! then don't feel guilty, you haven't done anything wrong.
 
it's funny, because at least where i am from, no one seriously has anything against black folks (most likely because we couldn't really find any ones who live in our town) but kids are all for this whole retard and faggot thing.
 
youre fine youre not a douchebag the principal is trying to scare you and shit just listen to what they say and it will be done in a few days dont even trip its not a big deal they cant kick you out of school for laughing at insults. its not your fault that other people have been hurt in the past from these words.
 
haha i hav the same problem, its all good. like in assembly a couple weeks back there was this video on cancer, with super corny music. and me and my friend couldnt stop laughing, not that we thought it was funny, and one of my good friends mom is struggeling with severe breast cancer, so it doesnt make you a bad kid, but like idk its weird i guess i have the same problem
 
ive got this friend who laughs when other people get hurt (dont know why he just does) a couple years ago i shattered my kneecap when i skied off this cattrack that had no snow on it (straight dagger style granite all over it) so im bleeding everywhere, i cant stand up, my nose is bleeding, im screaming bloody murder, and it generally looks like someone gutted a deer on this run. and hes just sitting up top the cattrack cracking up, eventually he got his nuts in a bunch and called ski patrol. hes now definately the most take control of the situation, save someones life kinda guy i know.
 
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHHAHAHA Why would those kids look at you if they're all racist as well? I think it seems a little stupid they would put someone up there like that. I laugh at retarded kids in the hall, and no one cares.
 
i got called to the office for calling this butch ass chick a dyke when she walked by. it was pretty funny our assistant principle who deals w/ stuff like that is one chill cool dude and was like sooo did you call someone a dyke today? im like ooo naaaah i called my girlfriend a dyke and that chick musta overheard (retarded excuse now that i think about it).. long story short i was sent on my way laughing all the way out the door
 
i laugh at the same shit too! for some weird reason, i laugh when we have a minutes silence, i dont know why, but i just do, i feel terrible, but i always laugh
 
haha man i thought i was the only one ... i do the same thing ... especialy on tests and everyone thinks im high
i dont know how im gonna survive during university exams in a year ...
but yeh just telll him you really cant control it; if he argues with you get your parents to phone him or somthing.
 
ummm BULLSHIT, toronto's majority is white people and I know this cause i live there and i can google search the statistics. there is no such thing as just a word. words have many different harmful or positive connotations and denotations. other than body language words are our only source of communication. so when that communication is offensive it hurts people.
and calling out racists is not at all like racism. racism is discrimination and prejudice against someone due to their race, something they were born with. anti-racism is sticking up for equality in a world and calling out people who werent born with a trait but have made their own decisions.
who the fuck are you to say someone else isn't hurt by being called a nigger? you can lie to prove your point but EVERYONE has been and can be hurt by words.
 
If using the N-bomb is such a terrible suppressing word, then someone give me a logical explanation why it's ok for blacks to use it towards each other.
 
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