I'm hungover, halp

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Round two of this weekend, and I need to get better to go over to my friend's place for thanksgiving dinner. Then after that I need to go for round 3 with a lady friend who is back in town for the weekend.

This is where you guys come in. What a good way to sober up or cure the hangover.
 
all bad. i had one of those before my football game, i felt like i was on crack. but im hung over too. i say you sleep as long as possible and pop a few advil.
 
this is how i cure my hangovers, give it a try if you'd like. its quite relaxing:

ingredients:

1 bag of weed

1 bag of mcdonalds

1 pipe

1 bong

4 32oz gatorades

movies/tv/entertainment

1 comfortable bed.

directions:

consume the bag of mcdonalds (contents of your choice, i like the big mac meal with a chicken sandwich and a double cheezeburger and a mcflurry). use variety when smoking your herb as well, mixing things up is fun, as well as productive in getting you as stoned as possible. down everything with the gatorades, getting all those decliious elyctrolites back into your body. do all of this laying in your comfortable bed with a movie or the tv already on. sit back and enjoy. give 4-5 hours to recover fully. more if applicable.

alternative remedies:

sleep. but not before you help the nausea with that bag of weed you still have.
 
Haha, that sounds mighty tempting but i gave weed along time ago. But I settled on gatorade and The Life Aquatic (any wes anderson film is good for a hangover I find).
 
if it is a sunday morning and i'm hungover, i almost always watch powerblock tv on spike with a lot of water or gatorade next to me along with some sor tof pain killer. but other than our secret remedies the only surefire cure is time.
 
dude I get hangovers soooo easily, but not any more. to cure a hangover you really need to fight it before it happens. before you go to sleep you need to do a couple things. first, chug a shitload of water. if this makes you puke, good, because that means you were too drunk and more alcohol is just gonna make things worse if its sitting in your stomach while you sleep.

Im a fighter when it comes to puking but I will admit sometimes I am really happy the big pile of beer/vodka didnt sit in my stomach as I slept. once you have chugged your water/failed and puked, find some food. brush your teeth, and drink more water.

when you wake up, drink some coffee and shower. if you followed the above directions you would have to have been hammered beyond all belief to have much of a hangover. if you still have one, drink some water and smoke a bowl.
 
i got annihilated last nite and my water froze in my tent...oh yaa, there were 100 kids partying in the woods. quite legit
 
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