im going skiboarding tommarow

mommy

mommy

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last sunday i borrowed a kids skiboards for about 10 run, and to make a long story short, i did a 10 foot 900 and tried too frontflips off of a tiny lippy jump with no landings.

that being said, i am going skiboarding tommarow. i shall dominate.

 
of all the people on this site to go skiboarding, i would have picked you after last. what happened to the 200 cm straight skis??

mark

'One good thing about music, when it hits you feel no pain'

 
ahahaha go mommy

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'maybe i shold turn lesbien and get the girls'-misty7 'i can have sex with the snow'-misty7 on how winter will end his lonelyness

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and to think i once respected you

yuck, you'll be known as the pussy from this day on if you do that. Do something manly, like cut her initials into your chest or something.

-Pat

And the next time Florida gets hit by a hurricane you can come crying to us if you want to, but you're the ones who built on a fucking swamp. 'Let the Spanish keep it, its a shithole,' we said, but you had to have your fucking orange juice.
 
even if you think its funny, how can you give up a day of actual skiing to do this? pussy.

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just ski.
 
my question is do you regret wasting all these years on skis when you could have easily gone pro in skiboarding?

Let us have a revolution
 
skiboarding was amazing. im soooo fucking amazing at it, too. and getting pounded in the ass by my boyfriend was amazing too.

 
Guys, lets respect his decision to do whatever he wants. Let's try to stay away from the 'skiboarding is gay' mentality and learn to embrace other snow cultures.

We pay our debt sometimes.
 
^ who the fuck is this 'embrace it' fuck no. Skiboarding is gay and I will make fun of anyone I see on the every chance I get. I promise to also spray them with snow when I see then waiting to drop in

 
^used to be (xgames used to have it...see MIKE NICK).

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Ice-Is-Scary - Guys, lets respect his decision to do whatever he wants. Let's try to stay away from the 'skiboarding is gay' mentality and learn to embrace other snow cultures.

how about not, this kids mad gay

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'Best memory on Skis: When we were swinging on the chairlift, hit a lift tower and derailed the chairs' Boyd Easley

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some snowblader guy today was droping in the pipe and he didnt know wth he was doing, got like 5 feet of air, flailed like a bird, landed 1 feet on the deck and one on the trany, then smashing his head on the ground. then he goes in the park, hits the biggest jump, flails like a mofo, then flips out on his back. wow.

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Real East Coast Skier
 
skiboarding is ridiculously fun once in a while. i suggest you try it

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it seems like this stage of life for a lot of people around our age is like when you are playing a video game and you beat the Final Boss, only to find out that was just a decoy Final Boss and the real Final Boss is about 50x harder. and on top of that, you used all your special tricks to beat the Decoy, and you are also low on life. and you have a crappy third party controller.
 
i tackle fools with skiboards who think they can go into the park, and then i eat there liver. Havnt seen a skibaorder in the park since that incedent.

'Its pretty sad when your penis is longer than the amount of air these little kids are bragging about.'
 
its a gutsy move but mommy can pull it off

'hahaha i cant believe you actually called me fucker'-epimitheus

'If they don't find a place to stay, I'll ban each and every one of you.' -kamikaze

'I would but I hear you're an animal, plus I have lots of large weapons laying around my apartment. Just seems like a bad idea.' - Ice-Is-Scary

 
snowbladers are so annoying when they just go in the park and hit the sides of jumps that are meant for a rail, thats probly why some terrain parks ban them

 
No, parks ban them because of their extreme lack of heterosexuality.

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is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
 
i saw a kid in the lift line last week with snowblades, so i asked him 'where'd you get those bad boys' and he started talking about our rental shop and how much he loves it. then he went and got sodomized by black men.

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I'm going back into my kitchen and continue to make out with fruit.-ice-is-scary

'i would love to be a engineer workin on the new 'high power' 6 liter toilets. i wonder if they get 300 pound guys to drop massive logs and see if they flush.'-4D (Chris)

no true, but you cant judge my english like you judge someone elses that live in for an example the US.. but still you can point out that, but not when i ask something that have something to do about flowers-dallan
 
snowller blades are gay, and no 900 will make them worth bragging about either. just gay

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I'm on the inside, don't worry about it.

Hippi's don't stink: Patchouli does.
 
yo mommy, im taking out my skiboards too. maybe I can get my mom to film us so we can make a vid and try to get sponcered by like some sick company

 
nice? nooo

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sick guy, yo guy yesterday guy, some g tried to jack me guy, cause yo i was selling him some budz, guy, and yo guy... i busted out ma nine and shit guy he was packing heat to guy, mad gun fight guy-
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make me sad

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Go ARMADA Go 4FRNT

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Being out there skiing every day, good or bad, just playing around with friends, with no contests or filming- that is the real spirit of skiing for me. that is why i started skiing, and if i lose those moments that is what will make me stop skiing.
 
Ice-is-Scary has had such a complete turnaround that I find it extremely funny.

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I doubt arabianknight knows who mommy is. Mommy is a skiboarder gay. Thats why he calls himself mommy, so his boyfriend can say 'yes mommy, yes!'

Last year I was skiing switch down a groomer and I went by a chinese father and his son and they both started laughing at me -Parkboy
 
^you are a funny guy and for all the haters this dizzle is taking the piss out of some gay fucker who was being serious and said 'yeah it was so easy i landed a cork 9 on blades it was really fun'

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Subject: learned cork 7's tonight, and almost 9's

snapjibber2008

3660 posts

No Life

2005-02-25 22:45:50

and you never guess what i was doing while i tried them...

FUCKING SNOWBLADING!

i never knew they could be so fun and easy to use. i was totally destroying the hip at our resort on them.

holy shit!!!111!1! he has more hten one namne??>?? omggg!! what a sux0rz@!! LOL

I heard that Line is putting dust from the moon in their skis to make them not as influenced by the gravity of the earth. Has anyone heard of this new technology?

'quebec is the mexico of canada'-ride_like_fire

'g-dogg is a d-bagg'-DAMICO

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