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JoeWatson5

JoeWatson5

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A few minutes ago me and my buddy just got caught smoking weed by his dad. But we are going to just tell him it was a vaporizer because that's better than weed. But if they find out it is weed then they will tell my parents and my life will end. So I'm basically fucked. At least the weed was good
 
Heres what you do. Get your hands on some crystal meth. Prepare it and cook it into some food. I don't know how you prepare meth into food but figure it out. Get your dad to eat the food. All of it. He will subsequently go on a trip.

That way, when he finds out you smoked some weed, who is he to judge? He's a fucking junkie.
 
13336377:Bogez said:
Dick suck your dad. Now hes in heaven. Homos rule bitch.
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Dont be a fucking idiot. How hard is it to not get caught smoking weed? It's pretty fucking simple. Learn a lesson, don't be dumb next time.

If your parents get pissed and be all like that shit is bad for your lungs tell them that you guys only boof it to avoid any risks.
 
My dad caught me hitting a bowl in the backyard my junior year of high school. Trust me you are not as fucked as you think you will be. My parents absolutely detest weed and any sort of drug/alcohol (no i am not mormon). When i got caught I thought I was being shipped off to military school for the rest of high school. But I told a few lies to ease my parents and then I had a curfew of 11pm until I went to college, I couldn't go out and hang with friends for a solid 8 months, and my parents had full access to my social media and phone and would do random checks on my texts. Also I was randomly drug tested thru high school by my parents after this incident. Ya it was rough but I'm really not complaining, I was a stoner piece of shit that smoked before school, during school, and after school. Their strictness may seem like the end of the world but it wasn't all too bad. BTW yes I still do enjoy the occasional toke, because 420

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Challenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
 
13336397:Foxxy-Bang said:
My dad caught me hitting a bowl in the backyard my junior year of high school. Trust me you are not as fucked as you think you will be. My parents absolutely detest weed and any sort of drug/alcohol (no i am not mormon). When i got caught I thought I was being shipped off to military school for the rest of high school. But I told a few lies to ease my parents and then I had a curfew of 11pm until I went to college, I couldn't go out and hang with friends for a solid 8 months, and my parents had full access to my social media and phone and would do random checks on my texts. Also I was randomly drug tested thru high school by my parents after this incident. Ya it was rough but I'm really not complaining, I was a stoner piece of shit that smoked before school, during school, and after school. Their strictness may seem like the end of the world but it wasn't all too bad. BTW yes I still do enjoy the occasional toke, because 420 faggit.
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Couldn't hang out with friends for 8 months = not that bad = LOL WUT.

Over react much. It's fucking retarded how much parents derp on this issue. You should have told them to lighten up, stop being morons and hit the fucking bowl.

At least they didn't try and put you in rehab. That's the kind of shit that makes be want to take out my dick and slap people in the face(then again what doesn't).

Glad you survived though
 
13336408:ASAP_Mtns said:
Challenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
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Or dick punch. Way easier
 
13336408:ASAP_Mtns said:
This is what high school is all about.
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Highschool is more about everyone thinking youre gay because you got a boner in the locker room but it was because the fat kid next to you had really big tits that reminded you of Jeremy's mom
 
13336397:Foxxy-Bang said:
My dad caught me hitting a bowl in the backyard my junior year of high school. Trust me you are not as fucked as you think you will be. My parents absolutely detest weed and any sort of drug/alcohol (no i am not mormon). When i got caught I thought I was being shipped off to military school for the rest of high school. But I told a few lies to ease my parents and then I had a curfew of 11pm until I went to college, I couldn't go out and hang with friends for a solid 8 months, and my parents had full access to my social media and phone and would do random checks on my texts. Also I was randomly drug tested thru high school by my parents after this incident. Ya it was rough but I'm really not complaining, I was a stoner piece of shit that smoked before school, during school, and after school. Their strictness may seem like the end of the world but it wasn't all too bad. BTW yes I still do enjoy the occasional toke, because 420 faggit.
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youre a huge pussy

sounds like your parents went hitler and ruined your highschool experience because of some weed, and now you defend them because you don't want to admit to yourself and others that your parents are unreasonable faggots and you are no better
 
13336469:DJtearegas said:
youre a huge pussy

sounds like your parents went hitler and ruined your highschool experience because of some weed, and now you defend them because you don't want to admit to yourself and others that your parents are unreasonable faggots and you are no better
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thats what the devils lettuce does. it completely ruins your life and turns you and your parents into suicidal cannibals
 
OP, if you want this to go the best way for you, don't lie. If you are going to be a pothead, be an honest one, that way at the end of the day you can smoke and not care because you aren't hiding it. But then again... idk your parents are like hitler too.
 
Everyone gets caught at some point. Just wrap your mind around the fact that the best people to get caught up by are your parents cause nothing gets put on paper. You'll get grounded but as your poll tells me you're 12 so it won't be the last time.
 
13336408:ASAP_Mtns said:
Challenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
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Quality post, +k!
 
Tell them you think you might be gay and read that smoking marijuana could possibly cure you. What kind of sick parent could say no to that. Hell they might even give you an allowance for it.
 
13336709:theabortionator said:
Tell them you think you might be gay and read that smoking marijuana could possibly cure you. What kind of sick parent could say no to that. Hell they might even give you an allowance for it.
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This. A surefire way to get him off the weed issue.
 
13336444:ANUSTART said:
Highschool is more about everyone thinking youre gay because you got a boner in the locker room but it was because the fat kid next to you had really big tits that reminded you of Jeremy's mom
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tell him that everyones doing it and its totally ok, and spew a bunch of weed facts at him how basically marijuana is the best thing for us since boiling dirty water. then take a huge hit off a bong or something and blow it in his face and then ur dogs. dogs love getting high, trust me I'm a random person on the internet, id never tell a lie
 
Its OK OP I got caught by the fuzz for alcohol and my parents were told by other parents that I was smoking and lots of other fun stuff so being the mega Hitler my mom is, she now thinks I'm a scumbag no life pot head (only the pot head part WAS true),a raging alcoholic (lol no),an avid pill popper (never even touched them), and a chronic sex addict just because I'm "a bad kid" who sexts young girls to get off (what the actual fuck mom).

Ive been told to make new friends, to stop ruining my life since I'm too stupid to afford killing my brain, to get a job, then get a another job since the 1st I got wasn't making me work enough, to pay for virtually all of my living expenses minus food (only sometimes) and housing, to prevent me from getting my license so I can't go out and do "bad things"... So basically I've been told to pay for myself on minimum wage while still living in my house on only a minimum wage job.

I also had to give them full access to my phone and other stuff, a curfew, drug tests, family counseling (for my addiction problems), 1vs.1 lectures with former cops, and all that fun stuff. Also couldn't hang out with friends for 5-6 months, then another 3-4 after getting

Arrested, and my lovely mother has been telling me this whole way I'm not going to get anywhere in life. Because I'm a lowlife just like all the other lowlifes that do bad things and have to go to diversion, and according to her, there are no exceptions to this rule.

This started this past summer and I'm a juniour in highschool. If anybody tells you it isn't bad, then they didn't actually have it that bad in the first place. The best years of highschool have been ruined for me by my mom taking things too seriously.

I've also never actually been caught red handed, and I've only ever been in trouble because of the dumbass people I'm with when these things happen, so the majority of this punishment is based off of assumption by her of who I am and what I do.

So OP, it depends on how you play things out. When I was arrested, I was also blazed. The cops didn't know this and my parents didn't know. Cover up as much as possible to keep punishment to a minimal. You will probably be boned, and you will probably hate your life for a while, but it probably won't end up as bad as me, and if it does, put the knife down, step away from the ledge, and wait it out till college
 
If it's cheap weed, you deserve it. If it's a good strand, let your dad take some hits to prove your not a pussy.
 
When my dad found my weed and bowl, he told me that if he caught me again he would tell my mom.

He then made me play football because I was in his eyes, too good not to play. And those were the repercussions of him finding my stash.

My step-mom and dad now ask me about mushrooms and LSD all the time.
 
13336408:ASAP_Mtns said:
Challenge your dad to a drinking contest. If he wins, you go to military school. If you win, you're off the hook. First one to chug an entire fifth of good-ol Jack Daniels wins. Little does your dad know, you've been apprenticing under shoenice22 for the past year. You've got this. That bottle of JD doesn't stand a chance with the straw you ALWAYS carry in your back pocket for situations like this. Boom. Down that bottle in 15 seconds. Now you've won. You're being carried off the field by your entire high school, and Debbie the popular girl you've been staring at for two years is about to give you a kiss on the cheek. You did it. This is what high school is all about.
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or challenge your dad to a pot smoking contest and tell him to go first, when he tries to hand you the blunt after he puffs be all like "what the fuck dad im not about that"
 
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