Im drunk as a cunt and i hate the place i live.

AOTEAROA

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WHy do we do things we dont wanna do. I moved to Aus for better pay. yeah i spose i get better pay, but fuck australia is homogenous, its depressing,eev rything is the same. honestly you drive to anew town and the cafes are the same, the pubs are the same, its so fucked. I LOVE Australian wildlife. This landmass has the most amazing creatures, Ima try look after them. Fuck everything else, industry obesssed mother fuckers. I MISS YOU NZ! Love, a drunk expat. PEACE
 
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"cool story bro" in New Zealand is like the greatest compliment you could ever give some one, so Ima take that as choice homie. Churrrr.....
 
hey, just be stoked youre not part of millions of people who struggle to find their next meal...
 
haha yeah i suposssssssssssssssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeee i ust have classic case of Grass is alway greener. it suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkks. Peeps up north wanna come down here, we wanna go up there.
 
And why isnt every aussie in aussie in canada? if i had the opportunity Aussies do with visas there is NO WAY i'd be down here right now, winter or not....fuck oath, use those visas ya cunts... so jelly....
 
Im in Coffs Harbour. Full of bogans and sluts, not a ski hill to be seen. uhhhhhhhh surfs ok. Melbourne. Yeah melbournes ok. i have history there and dont wanna go there anytime soon. Great ocean road is nice,good surf, got mates in Torquay, like it there, but yeah not a city person so not plannning on heading to melbs anytime soon. And of course im being eccentric, aus is a great country, (its fucking sick really) I just get sick of some things. Like everywhere though.
 
ohhh nasty...yeah you want to stick to Melbourne. World's best surfing 2 hours one way and world's best skiing* 3 hours the other way
 
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