I'm better than you

[SirBooley]

Fucking lost at the one of the Cow peeing

 

[alex=]

That's what you think.

 

[Stickity]

debatable

 

[.Hugo.]

unlikely

 

[.Jacob]

Improbable.

 

[spliff.Life]

in one of those you said you were a chair.

 

[cubber]

arousable.

 

[deleted5]

Nope

 

[Spinoza]

lol whaaaat, Threads

 

[clive_bixby]

ihavetheweirdestbonerrightnow.jpeg

 

[2_fadez]

doubtful

 

[Scaredwhiteboy]

Wow, you posted a fuck ton of thoses. I looked at about 5 of them.

 

[Phil-X-]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[clive_bixby]

dude he was just kidding

 

[c_roll]

someone gets a little cranky in the evening

 

[SirBooley]

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[the-honeypossum]

 

[SirBooley]

small penis eh? Ron Jeremy exposes the scams! Penis pill companies hate him!

 

[SirBooley]

 

[Doug_Gusworthy]

do you have this wall of text saved in a word doc and copy paste it whenever it sort of applies?

 

[.Hugo.]

Lyrics of the song in that video up there ^^^

 

[SFB]

Bwahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I love this quote classic good job sir and to people who thought this was serious you're dumb

 

[Stickity]

no it's just the only thing he ever has copied

 

[Peter.]

those all sucked

 

[SirBooley]

came from college humor…thought teh cow was funny.

Do you have better ones?

 

[act.resist]

Fucking beyonce

 

[BrewskiJr]

The only thing I thought about in this thread.

 

[TheUngroomed]

*guerrilla

 

[tcurle]

Masterdebator

 

[theabortionator]

So you found the internet op? How do you like it? Thanks for sharing such a wonderful thread on a heartfelt subject.

 

[Phil-X-]

 

[Drail]

this one made me laugh. (geez, I hope I'm quoting the right one)

 

[Drail]

nope. I ment this one. I'm sure of it.

 

[SirBooley]