I'm being forced to snowboard!!

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Spritz

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so i work a store called Zumiez, some of you may have heard of it or go to it, we're a skate/clothing store, and in the winter time of course we sell snowboards but not skis. At the end of every year, Zumiez hosts a party called 100k, basically the biggest and baddest party you would ever go to. They rent out an entire resort somewhere in the U.S. during the winter time and go all out, i'm talking airfare paid for, food, lodging, beer, lift tickets, anything you could ever want all inclusive. Also big names come in for this thing, such as the entire Bam crew despite how sell out they are, entire spy snowboard team, etc... Last year Blink 182 just showed up to party. SO here's the catch: since i work at Zumiez we have to do everything in the "lifestyle" of what we sell, strictly meaning that if i make it to the party this year, i'm going to be forced to snowboard. I think it kinda sucks and i want to bring my skis but i dont want to be hated by everyone. so do i just give in and try to remember how to board or stand up to the man and bring my skis

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
I'm sure no one's gonna hate on you for skiing. Bring your skis and get your hands on a bucket full of fish guts, and pour it all over bam's crew.

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I woke the same as any other day

Except a voice was in my head

It said seize the day, pull the trigger

Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads.
 
^that sounds like a plan. i just dont even know if they would let me bring my skis at all for this

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
crash it with a bunch of good skiiers.... or dress yourself up like a total snowboard pimp, and then go out and suck.

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
hahahah i like his idea, have all sweet clothing and stickers like you are sponsored and then try to 50 50 a rail and completely bail

 
just bring your ski's and be really good thats how i get the boarders to respect me the zumies where i live sells twintips

 
where the hell do you live? cause zumiez doesnt sell skis at all

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
there you go.. bring your skis. The do it in minnesota, so it's A-okay

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"I realize the filming is garbage, but we were 2 guys filming our buddy fuck a milf, trying not to get caught." -skiinsted
 
bring your skis... or dont bring your skis...

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-Matt

NS SKATEBOARDERS

 
dude enjoy it while you have to do it, snowboardings fun. You may like skiing better, but no reason to fret over the snowboarding part.

Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb

 
I'm not scared about it, i boarded for 2 seasons, i just think its bull that i cant ski. i'll still have an amazing time even if i have to board

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
dress up all snowboarder like then bust out ur 1080s and be like.. bitches

talking about wat u can do at a slow bank

darkfranchise:i work at a bank that is usually really slow...u guys have any ideas i can look at online?

bhill: google:how to rob my bank

 
did they tell you you couldnt ski,? i think the only problem you might have is if you showed up in a gs suit or old school 80s neon ski gear!

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Gotta Love the Midwest

I have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
 
yeah if ur good at skiing n theyl think its cool that you ski n ur good, but if u suck then yeah they r gonna hate on you, snowboarding for one day isnt that bad ecpecially considering whos gonna be there

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-Ryan

what do you play? solitaire. i bet you would, and then whack off to a 12 yr old being ass raped with a big black cock whose owner was named brad.

-tweaks_rock_me
 
I wouldn't want to work for a place that said I had to board and couldn't ski. That's the exact attitude we don't need anymore!

Smuggs kicks ass

Fat skis, Tight trees
 
The only reason I can think of to not snowboard is if you suck soo badly at it that you're not going to have any fun. if you don't wanna just cause it's not cool to you then that's gay. snowboarding is not bad.

because I like poop.
 
id be pissed if i was forced to, bring skis, and say you dont know how to snowbard, unless that will get you fired(not being able to snowboard) then just make up some medical condition stuff

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more like "my chemical GAY romance with a gay man"!-mommy

 
if the guys are chill at all they would respect you a lot more for skiing cause thats what you do then if you bend over like a bitch and snowboard. they will jsut think your a spineless skier who wants to suck bam and the spy teams nuts. if your a good skier then they will prob sesh with you too .yaa

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The
re's business Schmuck

and there's rockstar Schmuck'

'the graphics should be completely flat black on his pro model... that would be intense.' -Jc_Dunn

LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
 
Bring your skis and some homegrown and noone will hate you.

"When the going gets weird, the weird turns pro."

- Dr Hunter S. Thompson
 
well are you any good? cas like i dont know about bringing them and sucking it up, but i can assure you if you go and pull cork 7 mutes the kids arent gonna say shit, other than "holy fuck". and maybe the tricks will get whatever that place is to sell skis. who knows.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
^i totally agree. Plus this is probably the best oppertunity to showcase skiing as an extreme sport. show the snowboarder what skiers can do!

No Props!
 
Xtreme!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shazam!!!!!!!1

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The
re's business Schmuck

and there's rockstar Schmuck'

'the graphics should be completely flat black on his pro model... that would be intense.' -Jc_Dunn

LORD OF THE PARK 2006.....
 
Your dumb ass hell! I live a 15 minute walk from the MOA. Im as east bloomington you can get. Trust me the zoomies in the mall does NOT sell twins.

 
yea i would totally ski if i could pull a fucking corked 7 or some shit like that. but right now im mainly focusing on getting my 3 corked

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
if you are good, bring your skis for sure, nobody is gonna talk shit on you if you throw down bigger and better than them, if you arent all that great, id snowboard cause it is pretty fun to fuck around with

 
bring skis that have snowboard stickers on them, then make sure that all your clothing is snowboarding too.

 
if you bust out some mad tricks they won't hate you for skiing, and if you try to snowboard you will prolly look like an idiot

if you see the most gangsterest skier you have ever seen wearing the mostest gangster stuff, you know Bon Bons is in your presence-bonnie(newskool450)

Kenan and Kel Cult Represent

-Ross

 
i am guessing this place will have rails? if your not that good at spins, just do some rails, it will still impress them that a skier can do rails.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
yea theyll have a full our park so ill hit it hard before the trip so i dont suck

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'I met her last night in Vail... Kobe style.'

BOO YAH!
 
Ski or you'll be a shame to newschooler and forever be looked down upon as the kid who didnt stand up for skiing. Go there, stand up tall, be proud, and most of all don't forget to show up those snowboarders.

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✓Adrian

✓Jibwest

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Whats commin next, you just can't choose but if you tune into NS Radio then you just cant lose. - GhostDragon
 
^my thoughts excatly, and no one will hate on you if ur just as good or better then them, and ive found most good snowboarders respect good skiers, its the crappy ones that think skiing is gay

 
yeah really, bam sucks ass as snowboarding, i thought he would be much better than he was when he came to my mountain to film that episode.

-kulpy-

gangsta raps lyrics are all the same, Someone gets shot, someones frontin, someones a wangsta, someones benchpressin, someones makin fried chicken, and the beans dont burn on the grill. You can see that shit in kentucky. Fuck the bronx, deep south bitches-scientist
 
Even if you sucked, I really don't think people would hate on you for your sport of preference at some big staff party. It's mostly immature 13 year olds that hate on skiers.

-Matt Hollman

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