MadSteezin
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I googled and searchbared "I'm as bored as..." jokes and couldn't find shit. Lets get creative a make up our own!
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NaturalRotater
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your mom when im not giving her some loving
RockyMountnHigh
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failzor
Broseph_Stalin
Active member
im as bored as a shlong at a abstinence party
MadSteezin
Active member
I'm as bored as an amish kid.
feihlination
Active member
i am as bored as the OP
SneakyTurtle
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I'm bored as Tiger Woods with just one woman.
nipples-the-cat
Member
im as bored as a skiier waiting to drop after a line of snowboarders
snomakr95
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Q: What's the difference between a baby and a speed bump?
A: I slow down for speed bumps.
Q: Why do babies cry at night?
A: Their ass still hurts from the afternoon.
Q: what do u call a baby in the middle of the oceanA: Fucked
Q: Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?
A: My Dick while im doing it.
A: I slow down for speed bumps.
Q: Why do babies cry at night?
A: Their ass still hurts from the afternoon.
Q: what do u call a baby in the middle of the oceanA: Fucked
Q: Whats harder then nailing a baby to a fence?
A: My Dick while im doing it.
Swaggermager
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Im as bored as a skier with a broken leg watching the most snow fall in his state in years....
aarrowsmith
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im as bored as michael vick at a peta meeting
TURTLEMAN1
Member
I got progressively more bored while reading this thread
feihlination
Active member
uuh, we have an intellectual here
so, i am as bored as karl marx on wall street
so, i am as bored as karl marx on wall street
fletcher.guard
New member
I'm bored as Jason DeRulo not songwriting
jibbpeter
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Wife : "I dreamed they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "They gave those away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk.
Customs officer: Occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting.
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Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "They gave those away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamed they were auctioning off vaginas. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
Vladimir Putin arrives at an airport, gets in line at customs desk.
Customs officer: Occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting.
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Julius_Steezer
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A kenyan with cutlery
robbinJAHood
Active member
vagina
CaptainObvious.
Active member
Im as bored as brett fisher in english class.
fresh_prince
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im as bored as how gay you are
ReggaeLingo
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As Karen carpenter at a Staceys Buffet
