Im almost flexible enough

[gurneykid]

Autofellatio here I come

 

[Tinga]

I had a friend that would win bets with that all the time.

but seriously I don't think I would ever want to.

 

[Aidan-G]

OP (almost) sucks cocks

 

[HoughtonHuffton]

Remove your ribs. Lets think about priorities here.

 

[Will.T]

i lost ''hard''

 

[Aidan-G]

really? I thought it was a "soft" joke

 

[DaffyDaDak]

Q: Why doesn't Tom Cruise eat bananas? A: He can't find the zipper!