I'm a 2000 year old shaman, ask me anything..

[DaveM]

I will answer to the best of my abilities.

 

[Mike-O]

What were Leonardo Da Vinci's final words?

 

[eirikdl]

Why are you stil alive?

 

[FerrisBueller]

THIS IS THE BEST QUESTION I HAVE EVER SEENT IN MY LIFE

 

[Shireshredder]

Where can i find a fountain of youth?

Whats the deal with religion?

How can i get unlimited money and fuck loads of bitches?

 

[act.resist]

how do you get to chads gap from from the bottom of alta?

 

[katie.]

How do you get to Chad's gap from the bottom of Alta?

 

[katie.]

BEAT ME TO IT FUUUUUU

 

[tuna.]

is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?

 

[Mike-O]

Did you die already?

 

[Finnbear]

Who was the first (non-religiously believed) person to live?

 

[Mike-O]

Why would a guy only 2000 years old know that better than you or me?

 

[FerrisBueller]

THIS O MY FUCKINGAWD

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

Who did I have sex with on july the 23rd 2011.

She was blond, that's all I remember.

 

[act.resist]

LAWL

 

[E__]

But yours had better punctuation.

 

[I_Am_Mod]

why does my hand smell like oranges?

 

[katie.]

it's a tie, then

 

[act.resist]

this is the internet though

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

If you masturbate too much can you really grow hair on your palms?

 

[E__]

True, very true, but in my perspective it's a tie.

 

[act.resist]

its settled!

 

[PlaygroundRapist]

I think our Shaman died.

 

[hot.pocket]

by this do you mean get fuck loads of bitches, as in get a lot of bitches, or fuck loads of bitches, like have sex with lots of bitches?

#philosophizingoverherelikeaboss

 

[Holte]

What was Montreal like 1800 years ago?

 

[Shireshredder]

It doesnt matter which one, either way, i still make sexy time with loads of bitches

 

[TheHamburglar]

used the callout at stratton today. IT FUCKING WORKED. baller status.

 

[*TURBONERD*]

Was it all a dream?

 

[soulskier]

shut up dave

 

[Finnbear]

He said "ask me anything"

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

how did the platypus come to be?

why can't i internet?

 

[act.resist]

.................................................

 

[ski93]

did I used to read word up magazine?

 

[Anathema]

who am i?

 

[Bludbath]

Was it really, Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine?

 

[DW.]

The meaning of life, what is it?

 

[SpaghettiWizard]

Were they're really pictures on my wall?

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

Was I hanging pichas on the wall every saturday rap attack mr. magic marley marl?

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

.

 

[-GL-]

that was way back

 

[Kangbang]

Has anyone on NS actually pee'd in a chicks butt? I don't mean butt secks, I mean actually take a piss in her butt.

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

ejaculated but no pee.

 

[Kangbang]

Ahaha, did she poop it out? Or did it stay in there?

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

shit there was question so good it killed da vinci? thats a fucking good question.

 

[Download-My-Apps]

where can i find a fountain of mountain dew?

 

[EricaMN.]

what happens when pinoccio says "my nose is about to grow" ????

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

if a woman says she is wrong, is she still wrong?

 

[Jane6]

We need answers!

 

[JakeAssBeatClap]

+K for the laughs

 

[jorb.co]

fu

 

[ween]

Oh great shaman, why must people give female newschoolers karma for little to no reason?