hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
i can see it now..."give us your money, and god will accept you and save your soul from the depths of hell"
wow, i bet he'll be pissed when he finds out god isn't even real. (not that he'd ever find out, but still)
actually, what would be even funnier is if he doesn't even to make it to heaven. imagine how pissed he'd be sucking the devils dick for eternity realizing how stupid he was!!