If you were to text your Ex what would you say?

Hopefully a friend will forcibly remove your phone from your possession.

There's exceptions to every rule but I feel this goes south 9/10.
 
Ask your homie to change her contact name to another person in your phone that you never text.

Ive been down bad before, and sometimes drastic steps are necessary....those damn crystal girls man...
 
I live with my ex girlfriend and text her all the time...

She's also my wife but that's beside the point.
 
14436650:Schoess said:
I live with my ex girlfriend and text her all the time...

She's also my wife but that's beside the point.
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Yeah man, I'm happy to hear you were able to get back together and reconcile after finding out I came in her asshole when you were out grabbing late night carbs at the Pie with your homies.
 
14436669:skierman said:
Yeah man, I'm happy to hear you were able to get back together and reconcile after finding out I came in her asshole when you were out grabbing late night carbs at the Pie with your homies.
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idk I don't have their numbers anymore (and thank god)

that's like opening a time capsule of bad vibes and demons. Fuck that shit. Live and let live.
 
Don't

Unless you are just chilling and being friendly and have no interest getting back together.

Still good friends with one of my exes, because of a text and some hang outs with no motive to date behind it
 
14436669:skierman said:
Yeah man, I'm happy to hear you were able to get back together and reconcile after finding out I came in her asshole when you were out grabbing late night carbs at the Pie with your homies.
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At your age, the most impressive thing is being able to even get one up man. Proud of you. Keep shining king!
 
14436731:Schoess said:
At your age, the most impressive thing is being able to even get one up man. Proud of you. Keep shining king!
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Oh look, a pathetic attempt at copying my impotence joke where I insulted your disgusting obesity in an earlier thread. Fucking pathetic.
 
14436758:DeebieSkeebies said:
wow color me shocked that some 30-something year old washed up ski bros killed the vibe of yet another thread.
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As much as I hate to say it, I’m rooting for skierman on this one. Other guy is a bitch.
 
14436759:yungona said:
As much as I hate to say it, I’m rooting for skierman on this one. Other guy is a bitch.
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They both look the same too which is crazy so its like a big bro/little bro lovers quarrel.
 
Just ask how her career, and dog are doing. She sold out, was supposed to get a job and live somewhere sweet in the mountains in CO/UT but she followed her career path down in bible belt. She’s been with same company though and if you can stay steadily employed in oil for so long, you’re doin well
 
14436757:skierman said:
Oh look, a pathetic attempt at copying my impotence joke where I insulted your disgusting obesity in an earlier thread. Fucking pathetic.
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You know Scott, you're not very original I must say. It's really disappointing.
 
1. Don’t text ex

2. find a even better girl who is 1000times cooler, better looking, and more fun to be around
 
Lol my ex texted me out of nowhere and asked if I was free this week so he could “get something off his chest”

Man fuck this guy. Dude broke up with me on my birthday. And also shit talked me for the longest time and was the biggest douchebag after our breakup. I was nothing but nice to him and tried to be friends but he obviously couldn’t handle it

so yea… OP maybe don’t text ur ex if you ended on bad terms hahaha
 
14438042:twinkle_toes said:
Lol my ex texted me out of nowhere and asked if I was free this week so he could “get something off his chest”

Man fuck this guy. Dude broke up with me on my birthday. And also shit talked me for the longest time and was the biggest douchebag after our breakup. I was nothing but nice to him and tried to be friends but he obviously couldn’t handle it

so yea… OP maybe don’t text ur ex if you ended on bad terms hahaha
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Guy sounds like a chad. He’s gonna meet up with you to shit talk you more. Based.
 
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14438042:twinkle_toes said:
Lol my ex texted me out of nowhere and asked if I was free this week so he could “get something off his chest”

Man fuck this guy. Dude broke up with me on my birthday. And also shit talked me for the longest time and was the biggest douchebag after our breakup. I was nothing but nice to him and tried to be friends but he obviously couldn’t handle it

so yea… OP maybe don’t text ur ex if you ended on bad terms hahaha
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Ask him for a dick pic first and when he sends it, threaten to send it to his family, co-workers, etc. if he reaches out to you again.
 
14438065:skierman said:
Ask him for a dick pic first and when he sends it, threaten to send it to his family, co-workers, etc. if he reaches out to you again.
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You’re like 30+ plus talking to a minor about screenshotting her ex’ dick pic. Get a grip man.
 
I work with my ex and she's pregnant with her husbands child that might actually be mine. So we still talk in case the baby looks like me.
 
Just that I hope she's doing well and is enjoying her life. We don't really talk anymore, but we were madly in love for a good while there and it was nice. Still would take the early stages of that relationship over Lisa Z.
 
14438938:BigPurpleSkiSuit said:
Just that I hope she's doing well and is enjoying her life. We don't really talk anymore, but we were madly in love for a good while there and it was nice. Still would take the early stages of that relationship over Lisa Z.
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dude i cant believe it took me like 20 days to see this post, anyways fuck that girl and the literal 900 dudes she was snapping now i got my arsenic beanie so ima get all the bitches
 
14436758:DeebieSkeebies said:
wow color me shocked that some 30-something year old washed up ski bros killed the vibe of yet another thread.
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Ugh I know, it’s like just kiss already, they’re clearly perfect for each other.
 
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