If you were the president
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vincentlee223
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Pretty much sums it up for me.
Totes_Magotes
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legalizze weeeedd duuudee.
not really, but i had to say it cause i'm sure that's what 90% of the responses are gonna be
not really, but i had to say it cause i'm sure that's what 90% of the responses are gonna be
prontocuts.com
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Id make a stupid uneducated remark, and then to make everyone feel better have beers with the people that were involved in said remark.
griffin.paisley
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i would make it snow in sumer
the.hoffman
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Totes_Magotes
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FUCKING THIS GUY!!!!
Totes_Magotes
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dude.. i'm gonna hire you to come up with original ideas for me.. cause your fucking primed for it
CollinWright
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WOW WHAT A DUMB BITCH! ALL SHE IS GOOD FOR IS SUCKING/TAKING DICK
Spacekroft
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ahahahaha hes got my vote in 2012
Totes_Magotes
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Barack T'Halla?
griffin.paisley
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lets not get started with this
comeatmebro
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i would declare every day fuck bitches get money day.
also i would probably start world war fucking 3 and fuck up everyone until the US finally got it's ass kicked (most likely by the damned chinese) at that point i would invite people i like and hot bitches with me to live on mars (already would have had a nice home/cottage set up there with all the commodities) and say fuck you world suck my dick. bitch. then live like that and basically incest would have to happen. fuck my plan is ruined. shit dick.
also i would probably start world war fucking 3 and fuck up everyone until the US finally got it's ass kicked (most likely by the damned chinese) at that point i would invite people i like and hot bitches with me to live on mars (already would have had a nice home/cottage set up there with all the commodities) and say fuck you world suck my dick. bitch. then live like that and basically incest would have to happen. fuck my plan is ruined. shit dick.
T.L.
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-Systematically shut down every US base on foreign soil.
-Immediately stop the "war on drugs".
-Cease all government hand outs.
-With all the money saved from the military I would fund the shit out of NASA
-Put a high speed rail lines line connecting every metropolitan area in the country. Kind of like the interstate system. With all the military home, all of the homeless, and all of the people who no longer rely on the government for handouts it might be possible to build it and virtually eliminate homelessness and unemployment.
-Literally build walls along the mexican and canadian border.
-Public education would have nation wide standards in Math and English
-The federal reserve would be shut down.
and finally I would take a tour of Area 51 haha
-Immediately stop the "war on drugs".
-Cease all government hand outs.
-With all the money saved from the military I would fund the shit out of NASA
-Put a high speed rail lines line connecting every metropolitan area in the country. Kind of like the interstate system. With all the military home, all of the homeless, and all of the people who no longer rely on the government for handouts it might be possible to build it and virtually eliminate homelessness and unemployment.
-Literally build walls along the mexican and canadian border.
-Public education would have nation wide standards in Math and English
-The federal reserve would be shut down.
and finally I would take a tour of Area 51 haha
grown-ninja
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you my friend took the words right out of my mouth, i reckon youre a ron paul supporter?
ur eduation plan might need some work, dont tihnk id give that much money to nasa, uphold second ammendment rights while legalizing open carry in every state, legilize weed, while upholding the constution
ur eduation plan might need some work, dont tihnk id give that much money to nasa, uphold second ammendment rights while legalizing open carry in every state, legilize weed, while upholding the constution
TheButterHashira
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Kill a hooker.
Static
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-With all the money saved from the military I would fund the shit out of NASA
For what? we can't go fast enough to get anywhere good. If there's other life out there they'll drop by, then we'll either end up dead or jack their technology.
-Put a high speed rail lines line connecting every metropolitan area in the country. Kind of like the interstate system.
Why? If people need to travel they can drive their own cars, on the interstate system you mentioned, or fly. I don't think there's enough interstate commerce to justify a project of that scope. It would cost too much to link all the citys just for vacations and shit.
-Literally build walls along the mexican and canadian border.
I'm all for this on the Mexico side, with chloroform paintball sentry's(motion censored guns), and body collection Roombas. (marginally pay for the wall by selling people back to Mexico). I think we can trust Canada, or at least let the current system fly until they start causing us problems.
-Public education would have nation wide standards in Math and English
Public education needs to end at 8th grade. Aside from being disgustingly socialist it's a waste of money. Academically inclined students and family can continue with higher education, everyone else can join the work force or turn to crime leading to jail, which gets them off the streets. In jail they can work down their sentences by jail house work.
The same "let them turn to crime" ideology will also apply when the war on drugs is stopped, let people get as fucked up as they want until they start committing crimes. This will also apply to DUI's. No more minority report future crime bullshit.
For what? we can't go fast enough to get anywhere good. If there's other life out there they'll drop by, then we'll either end up dead or jack their technology.
-Put a high speed rail lines line connecting every metropolitan area in the country. Kind of like the interstate system.
Why? If people need to travel they can drive their own cars, on the interstate system you mentioned, or fly. I don't think there's enough interstate commerce to justify a project of that scope. It would cost too much to link all the citys just for vacations and shit.
-Literally build walls along the mexican and canadian border.
I'm all for this on the Mexico side, with chloroform paintball sentry's(motion censored guns), and body collection Roombas. (marginally pay for the wall by selling people back to Mexico). I think we can trust Canada, or at least let the current system fly until they start causing us problems.
-Public education would have nation wide standards in Math and English
Public education needs to end at 8th grade. Aside from being disgustingly socialist it's a waste of money. Academically inclined students and family can continue with higher education, everyone else can join the work force or turn to crime leading to jail, which gets them off the streets. In jail they can work down their sentences by jail house work.
The same "let them turn to crime" ideology will also apply when the war on drugs is stopped, let people get as fucked up as they want until they start committing crimes. This will also apply to DUI's. No more minority report future crime bullshit.
iRide1080s
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....i'd be black.
comeatmebro
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create a law which required all women that turned 18 to report to various places in each state. if rated above a 6, these women would be required to walk around topless. if rated above an 8, required to walk around fully nude and if rated a perfect 10 required to suck mah dick.
FrenchToastMafia
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id legalize weed and throw parties at the white house
CypressGrove
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I would restore the republic the was it's supposed to be. george washington would shit bricks if he saw the u.s. today.
skiminnesota
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genius!
no my list is to long... but for a vague start i would say restore a responsible government..
no my list is to long... but for a vague start i would say restore a responsible government..
charmander
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in addition to this.
sexual/violent crimes, you get convicted, you get a bullet the same afternoon
sexual/violent crimes, you get convicted, you get a bullet the same afternoon
skiminnesota
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first off. yes lets retroactively prosecute former presidents.... (no)
(i say after obama leaves we do the same thing. )
second. are you just going to snap your fingers and college will be cheaper?
third. is the extra money employers will need to pay some of their employees more coming out of your ass? or is there a money tree you plan to pick it off? if so let me know where this tree is, i could use some extra cash to pay for college tuition.
yes weed should be legal.
(i say after obama leaves we do the same thing. )
second. are you just going to snap your fingers and college will be cheaper?
third. is the extra money employers will need to pay some of their employees more coming out of your ass? or is there a money tree you plan to pick it off? if so let me know where this tree is, i could use some extra cash to pay for college tuition.
yes weed should be legal.
selkirks
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First off, you guys are overestimating the power that the president has. The president cannot pass a law. The president can sign bills into law. That's about it. He can propose laws to Congress, but he cannot singlehandedly pass them into law.
That said, I would decrease the amount of government red tape ski areas and other businesses running on National Forest land would have to go through to expand their operations.
I would also work to end the US's addiction to foreign oil by creating incentives for electric cars (i.e. Chevy Volt) and other zero-emissions vehicles (ZEVs). The goal would be to make every new car produced, built and sold in the United States a ZEV by 2060. As part of this, I'd also work to usher out coal, oil and other heavily emitting power plants by the same year (2060) in favor of nuclear, geothermal, hydroelectric and wind power. Finally, I'd create incentives for private companies to develop other renewable energy solutions (i.e. solar panels on the moon w/ microwave back to Earth). That way, the government is only establishing the framework for change while allowing free enterprisers to cash in on a potentially lucrative business.
That said, I would decrease the amount of government red tape ski areas and other businesses running on National Forest land would have to go through to expand their operations.
I would also work to end the US's addiction to foreign oil by creating incentives for electric cars (i.e. Chevy Volt) and other zero-emissions vehicles (ZEVs). The goal would be to make every new car produced, built and sold in the United States a ZEV by 2060. As part of this, I'd also work to usher out coal, oil and other heavily emitting power plants by the same year (2060) in favor of nuclear, geothermal, hydroelectric and wind power. Finally, I'd create incentives for private companies to develop other renewable energy solutions (i.e. solar panels on the moon w/ microwave back to Earth). That way, the government is only establishing the framework for change while allowing free enterprisers to cash in on a potentially lucrative business.
skiminnesota
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first source me 700m a day (please) and who knows maybe Obama will pull out of iraq...
second. i have a stellar idea. instead of raising the minimum wage to say $10 an hour. lets just raise it to $30 an hour.. it will all work out right? its always about the worker isnt it. what people dont get is if the business can no longer afford to do business. there are NO jobs. not high paying jobs, not low paying jobs. a business that shuts its doors provides no jobs... again, you must have a money tree you plan to pick all this money..
second. i have a stellar idea. instead of raising the minimum wage to say $10 an hour. lets just raise it to $30 an hour.. it will all work out right? its always about the worker isnt it. what people dont get is if the business can no longer afford to do business. there are NO jobs. not high paying jobs, not low paying jobs. a business that shuts its doors provides no jobs... again, you must have a money tree you plan to pick all this money..
Daydreaming
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i see what you did there...