If you were on Jeopardy

corona

corona

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What would the boring fact about your life be?

mine would go something like this

Alex: now I understand you've been on TV before

me: that's right Alex, one time when I was younger I was filmed showing some chicken eggs hatch for a local television station

Alex: good for you
 
Good thread OP. Dead Serious.

Ummm... mine would probably be that I used to get paid to be a trick shot pool player in a billiard hall. Me and a few other gals were called the vixens, and we would teach people trick shots. We would also play games against patrons and if they won they'd get free shots.
 
Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
 
Did you get your idea from the guy tonight who's story was my mom is an actress and when I was 2 she took me to a commercial shoot and the main kid wasn't cooperating so they put me in the commercial instead? Because that was boring
 
Holy shit. This whole time I thought he had been saying Ducky.

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actually when the lady was talking about her backyard garden. who gives a shit! that guy was pretty boring too.
 
Hahaha I wish I could give you more than 10 karmaz. Good thread

I always place my bets on the person with the most boring fact about them to win, though.

 
Alex: So I heard you smacked a racoon to death with a hockey stick?

Me: Aha yes Alex, it was trying to protect its children and I was trying to protect me pizza. So now I can say I love pizza more than a racoon loves its kids.

Alex: Wow, incredibly fucked up. Now, back to the board.
 
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