If You Were Brad Pitt...........

Alpine3

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Jennifer Aniston

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or Angelina Jolie

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i pick Jennifer
 
depends, if it was jennifer anniston back when she was on friends jennifer anniston for sure. if now when shes old and such then clearly no.
 
Jennifer. 40 and still a fox. Angie's gonna get old and all those tatts are gonna run together and her lips will deflate and Brad's going to be 95 and telling her that they can't adopt more kids for their grab-bag family.
 
if i were brad pitt id be the fucking man because id have had BOTH! seriously though, both because i cant choose between two of the hottest women on the planet.
 
Neither. Jennifer Anniston looks like that vaguely-attractive-yet-stuck-up middle school teacher while Angelina Jolie looks like a goddamn jim crow cartoon.
 
Gahh, I fell in love with her in that movie. Her and Julie Bowen.

"I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states, you know what I mean?"

Definitely Jennifer though, Angelina kinda creeps me out.
 
Aniston = "Run of the mill" blonde

Jolie = pretty much one of the most gorgeous (known) women on the planet
 
i think angelina is overrated, plus is one of those chicks who is more hot than pretty, and once she starts going downhill could look awful

so id choose jennifer and she's a smoke, but honestly i dont think theyre two of the hottest women on earth
 
if i were Brad Pitt my dick would have fallen off by now.

my answer is neither. clooney is the only guy in hollywood thats got it figured out...... never marry, and just roll around slayyyyyyying the V.

never understood why celebs got married.
 
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