If You Watch It Backwards

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If you watch Charlie and the Chocolate factory backwards, it’s about a young entrepreneur who gives his chocolate factory to a man who promptly goes insane and kicks Charlie out on the street with nothing but a golden ticket to remind him of his former riches.

hahahaha
 
if you watch 128 hours backwards its a wonderful story about a handicapped man who is healed by a magical rock.
 
If you watch Pokemon backwards, it’s about a bunch of school-aged animal rights activists freeing animals that were being used for horrific bloodsport.

If you watch Passion of the Christ, It’s about Jim Morrison’s Ghost coming back to life and fending off zombies with a cross.
 
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If you watch your birth backwards, you’ll see your own parents getting really excited as the doctors push you into your mom, thus getting rid of you forever.
 
Also similar,

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it’s a woman eating and digesting a baby with her vagina.
 
If you watch Girls Gone Wild backwards, it's like the girls have learned their lesson.

e-cred if you can name the comedian
 
If you watch Mr Bean on mute its a moving drama about a man with severe

learning difficulties who struggles to cope with simple everyday tasks.

Just saying.
 
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Haha
 
If you watch Independence Day backwards, it’s about soldiers harassing the crap out of a bunch of aliens until they say, “screw it, let’s just build a bunch of national monuments and leave.”

If you watch Jersey Shore backwards, you see the entire United States become smarter.

If you watch Forrest Gump backwards, it’s about a man who moonwalks across the country before shaving off his beard and fighting in Vietnam.

If you watch the oil industry backwards, it’s about cars driving around mostly in reverse, sucking hydrocarbons and CO2 out of thin air, and converting them into a highly flammable liquid. When the car’s on-board tank is full, the liquid can be sold at special sucking stations for an exorbitant amount of money. The liquid is then processed into a foul-smelling sludge, that Arab nations buy in vast quantities to pump into voids in their grounds. In what amounts to a really long time, that sludge is transformed into fully functional whales and dinosaurs.

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If you watch Charlie Sheen’s life backwards it is about a man who has the ability to sneeze cocaine. Fascinated by this ability, many news channels interview him, and he is so entertaining in these interviews that CBS hires him to do a show called “Two and a Half Men”. He goes on to have a long and successful career as an actor in film and television.
 
if you watch human centipede backwards it's about a jolly old doctor that performs surgery on conjoined girls and gets rid of their awful condition
 
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